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WHEN L!FE...
hands you lemons, make lemonade! Or, maybe you could make lemon sorbet. Hey, you could even learn to juggle. And if life gives you more lemons than you know what to do with — sell them and buy some oranges instead (or bitcoin! 🤡). It’s not what happens to you, but what you do about your situation.
🍋💥ZAP!—-🤖beam!
Chewing on sour lemons might seem like the only way at the time 😖, but it will serve you better to put in the effort and take the necessary steps to change your circumstances. You won’t get sorbet if you settle for lemonade, nor will you turn lemons into oranges if you don’t get more creative with problems. And yes, you can even turn stress into bitcoin for real (if you like that idea). Just Google search free pay to play BTC games and next time you feel stressed, try distracting yourself with a rewarding game. You came here with lemons and got bitcoin. A profile that actually PAYS YOU for reading it. You’re welcome 😉.
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☝️🤓 + 📈 =💲
👽~[💱] = 🍕😋
I’m not here to compete for best listener status, that would require me to placate every thing you say (or plainly, kissing butt). In order to achieve that easily, I could just tell you everything you like, but since I’m not very good at kissing butt, let’s focus instead on what the best outcome is and try to get more value, by doing this the hard way, which requires more effort from both of us. Well actually, more effort from you, because it is your life after all and you need to do the heavy lifting to exercise that mind muscle! I’ll just act as a mirror for you to self-reflect.
💪🧠—[You like that...] 💋
❤️BIG❤️🧟♀️ ❤️BRAIN❤️
🤖—[High EQ is like totally hot] 🔥
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DISCLAIMER
To manage expectations, I’m just a regular person like you and even you could be a listener on here, so let’s just talk like two people who just met and without any anticipation that I am here to do anything else, but listen — that is, interact like a regular person, not as a counsellor and nor as a robot that spits out information for you at the press of a button, after frantically punching in your request and demand (or even abuse) the assistance of a volunteer — with a false expectation that a listener is a replacement for a professional therapist, or they are somehow obligated to solve your problems, when they have already been kind enough to ‘listen’ to your problems. Use common sense here, you don’t walk up to random people on the street and start attacking them for not solving your life problems (maybe some do). If someone asks you how you are and they give you their time to listen to your life, show some gratitude. Maybe you could even reciprocate and practice your own altruism. Other people are just like you with their own struggles and one way roads go nowhere but a dead end.
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👮🏻♂️—[That one track mind got you nowhere]
As a further note to elaborate on issues of common decency on the worldwide interwebs — I expect to to be treated with the same courtesy and consideration as any other human being and not as some kind of convenient service that you seek to extract an endless supply of comfort and reassurance from and where you somehow forget your role as another human being and become self-absorbed when you’re staring at a screen...
⚡️Narcissism by screens⚡️
📺👸🤴—[That’s crazy]
[No I am!]—✋🤡🤚🐒 🧚♀️💩🧚♂️
I speak for a lot of good listeners on here who have opened up after being subjected to poor treatment from people who act entitled, do not respect boundaries, deliberately misrepresent communication and who are just here to troll and provoke a reaction. So please, only contact this listener if you are genuinely a kind, empathetic and compassionate person, as these are the only people I have time to listen to. If you feel that is too much to ask, then go find a more servile, obedient listener tolerate that sense of entitlement.
[Tell butt]—🦖💨‘👹’—[I’m no troll]
On the other hand, If you do value an honest, human approach, then consider leaving a thoughtful review, by giving back some of your own time. It’s good to know I did something well and positivity is a rewarding exchange on here. But, if you’re a freeloading type and believe everyone is obliged to help you here and you owe nothing in return, then please do not keep seek out my time. Mutual respect is free and it is the currency of this platform, but if that is too pricey, you can always take yourself to a paid service.
🤵—[Then cognitive dissonance occurred. The self-absorbed narcissist was confronted by the audacity of someone setting guidelines for their time. Alas, the greatest struggle of the empath — a desire to assist can mutate into an enabler, in which they overlook the importance of upsetting the right people.]
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For absolute clarity, I am not interested in chatting with people who are contentious, racist, sexist or who have a compulsive victim mentality, If that’s you, or if you especially find yourself deeply offended by a male being assertive (cringe) and having boundaries (double cringe!), then just move along as I do not care for your attitude problems, gender-paranoia and don’t want to play into warped empowerment ideals that involve emotional abuse. I strongly advocate equality. I am also a Christian, so my views draw from my faith — if that doesn’t suit you, find another listener that is more suited to you and don’t come to me throwing a tantrum about my beliefs.
For everybody else, especially those who are kind, please reach out. I am welcoming to the right people who need support, but not to people who pose as victims (I can tell). As a final and necessary note, don’t be silly and make false reports about listeners to try and hurt them and be passive aggressive.
Thank you for taking the time to read these guidelines and I hope you also found a little humour amongst it.
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