Telling people why The Office is better than Parks and Rec (though that's a good show too), consuming Wheat Thins, and micromanaging. Talking, writing, and reenacting "So You Think You Can Sing" with my own voice. Getting over the dark past that is Glee, watching rom-com's, and pretending to run a podcast just to make innuendos regarding book titles. Winning (more of a pipe-dream, next to not failing school), constantly being extra and trying to seem modest as opposed to the truth. Appreciating both the soundtrack and the actual TV show, The Umbrella Academy (I'm Klaus, my BFF's Ben) and jamming out to AJR and Alec Benjamin. Trying to be the most pretentious person in the room by using big words, like capricious (favorite word), which I actually just learn from watching Lucifer; ironically, I can't stand most pretentious things or people. Using humor as a coping mechanism for my anxiety which causes my extroverted self to come through during silences and fill that up with nonsense that causes people to judge me (it's fine I'm not salty smh). Constantly bothering my friends to act as substitutes for my "forever-alone" disorder, presenting a faux passion for indie music, and building a personality around "ironic". An empty inbox, trying to come off as weirdly-philosophical while hating most poetry, and attempting to overachieve but barely passing. Having an unnecessary and unhealthy obsession to be good at everything and always overthink things (but failing to do the first thing). Tangents, cookie dough ice cream, vanilla milkshakes. Expressing that I watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine, justifying why I watch The Flash (Justice League > Marvel) and Riverdale (Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart). Listening to a song on repeat until you'd rater retch then hear it again, doing other people's makeup, taking showers. Fixing problems, dreaming of having lunch at Costco via the sample stands, and thinking about getting hot wings for dinner but realizing that you're on a diet that you'll never keep. Not drinking enough water, taking Buzzfeed quizzes, and procrastinating. Panicking, hoarding, and never being able to maintain a constant tense. Shopping at thrift stores, making plans but never going through with them, being organized but not productive. Skin care and self-love, as well eating white chocolate (even if it's not real chocolate) and cheesecake. Yelling at people for ordering mac and cheese at Noodles and Company (instead of Penne Rosa??), offering advice about how to have good hair and relationships (while having neither), and trying to come off as both mainstream and Hot Topic costumer. Venting, giving the best presents, and fuzzy socks. Scrolling through horoscopes, regretting my life decisions and wishing that I had the Time Stone, and making somewhat outdated references to dead memes/vines. Being happy about making references that no one else gets, hating roses, having a superiority complex. Not being able to choose a favorite color, aiming for a fantastic college with garbage grades, giving too much information to no one in particular (as if anyone's going to read this).