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...See more ok so, I'm 20. Single (not by choice lol). I make reaaally good coffee. Like the kind that makes you question why you ever drank the sad brown water they serve at weddings. Also I can cook, but only when my lazyness takes a lunch break (which is rare). I play the digital keyboard too. No Mozart here but I can play intro of 6 songs. Anyway, here's the stich: I’m cursed. Not by a witch or anything (tho that would honestly be cooler) but by my own brain. It's hyperactive. Curious. Like if a cat and a detective had a baby. I want to learn EVERYTHING. Quantum physics? sure. How to make chicken biryani ? Absolutely. But do I actually do anything about it? Nah. I’m just... thinking about it. Forever. Like 'll spend 3 hours researching "how to build a spaceship from home" and then not get up to pee. I'm that lazy. Stone-level lazy. And not like cool, philosopher's stone. Like that one random rock on the side of the road that does absolutely nothing but exists. Now let’s talk about friends. Or lack thereof. I don’t go out and “make” friends like normal functioning humans. I acquire them accidentally. Like Pokémon you didn’t mean to catch. Most of my friends are either my roommates or the person who happened to sit next to me in class. I don't even know how to start a convo anymore. Should I say hi? Should I wait for eye contact?? What if they’re already talking to someone else telepathically and I interrupt??? Overthinking is my toxic trait. I’ll overthink a "Hii". I’ll overthink not saying Hii. I’ll overthink this paragraph for the next 3 days tbh. It’s not that I don’t want friends. I do. I want the kind of friends who’ll randomly call me to go buy ice cream at midnight or send me memes when I’m spiraling because my charger isn’t working. But initiating anything feels like trying to lift a truck with a spoon. So ya, If anyone has tips for lazy ADHD curious couch potatoes who want friends but also can’t move... send help. Or just send coffee and a conversation starter. ok bye (also if you read this whole thing ily and we’re probably best friends now, I don’t make the rules)

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Age - 20

🎓- Product design '26

Skills - Overthinking connoisseur 🥸, Makes excellent coffee (and food) 😋

Hobby- Plays keyboard (digital piano)🎹,

Relationship - Single (ofc)

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