Community Story Thread #2: Three Words Each!

You all had such fun with our group 3-word storytelling that I'm firing up a new one!

The Rule: We are writing a continuous story, but each person can only add exactly three words per post.

Example Flow:

User A: Once upon a...
User B: ...giant angry potato...
User C: ...who loved dancing...
User D: ...in the microwave....

I will collect all the responses at the end of next week and tell our massive chaotic story!

Let's begin!

"That's not mine..."

Enjoy the first story: Once upon a Snoop Dogg...