lets play "Don't get me started"
How do you play? The first player has to name a random thing, anything! Player 2 has to go on an angry rant about said topic no matter how silly they sound.
Let's start, the first topic is
Produce!
@limesnlemons44
Oh don't even get me started, I'm sick rn and I 'produce' sooooooo much..... nose water? aaahhhh I jus have a runny nose. I don't even know where it gets the water to produce all that and cus of it, I've ended up using tonnes of tissues. A moment of silence for the poor trees that had to die to produce all those tissues.
Next topic: Oil ?
@RakyTacky oil hey! Stupid oil. Oil ryhmes with boil ughhhh! Oil ryhmes with soil.😞 some people soul themselves ughhh! Oil ryhmes with moil, that's not even a word ughhhhh! Stupid oil moaaanss, grrooanns, cries a bit, throws oil at passers by. Silly naughty oil that does unspeakable crimes against humanity!!!!!!! Down with oil
Next topic= fish
Fish?! I still remember that night a random sunfish jumped into my pool party! They wrecked an entire gnome decors and ate all the hot dogs! The worst part is I didn’t invite them, and they keep complaining and demanding oxygen supply in my party. Don’t make me start about when they asked a DJ for Baby Shark 5 times in a row! Plus, they think fart jokes are funny and make a party turned into dad joke communities somehow.
Next Topic = Lego Brick
@SimonNocedaStevenson 😂😂😂😂😂 I agree with the fishies😂😂fart jokes are funny😎😂😂
@SimonNocedaStevenson
Have you ever asked yourself, why Lego bricks? Why does it come in so many colors and shapes? People are always like lego bricks are toys, but they're not! They are prototypes for something bigger, you heard me! It's all planned by the government! They are watching us through those Lego bricks, waiting for their next victim. Soon, everything will be made from those Lego bricks. Houses, hospitals, cars, streets, it's all a part of their plan to turn the unsuspecting public into Legos! Burn the Lego bricks, burn them before it's too late. Burn them all!
Next: Bubbles
@JollyRacher
Posting to give this cool thread a visibility boost!!! <3
@tinywhisper11
You're up. ;)
@limesnlemons44 bubbles - trigger warning-dodgy tiny humour
Did you know I got banned from a park for blowing bubbles!! Can you believe it!!!!! Bubbles even broke up with me after tha t 😮😮 and bubble blowing is soooo dangerous, have you ever had one pop in your eye... Frankly I think bubbles should be banned. Pretending to look so cool, with their mesmerising coulors. Stupid bubbles😠 stupid! Stupid! Bubbles😠😠 did I mention their stupid??
Next word= pockets
@Tinywhisper11
I only have one thing to say... WHY DON'T WOMEN'S CLOTHES HAVE POCKETS????? It must have been a man who designed them lol. Or the person who invented purses bought people off who made clothes, so their clothes wouldn't have pockets anymore and women would be forced to buy purses. (Also, why are women's purses so tiny??? I have a backpack worth of stuff to take with me lol). Pockets should be mandatory. No more pants without pockets, and cargo pants don’t count (too many pockets!! lol). I call for all clothing manufacturers everywhere to rise up together and join forces to #BringBackPockets! <3
@jesusredeemedme2425
Next topic: Chickens.
@jesusredeemedme2425 here! Here!
@limesnlemons44 chickens.
Why did the chicken cross the road?? I don't know!! And I don't care!! It's a stupid question anyways😡 which came first the chicken or the egg?? What!!!! I mean why ask such ridiculous things!!! What's wrong with people. And they poop out eggs😲just how big are their rear end😳😳The only thing they are good for is being tasty.
next word- bugs bunny
@Tinywhisper11
Imagine laying an ostrich egg.
More egg colors:
