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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 August 9th, 2024

Are you one of those people who presses ALL THE BUTTONS on the toys at the store???? ;)


Alternatively, do you squeeze all the rubber chickens at once???

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 August 10th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂 I admit it I would be that person, I'd also press all the buttons on the elevator, and try out all the beds in those stores. I'd also be the person who eats all the taste testers, and race up and down the isles😁

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 11th, 2024

Taste testers are people… Why are you eating people??? * squints eyes at you* hehe

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 August 12th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not the people the food

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing August 11th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 Only for Halloween I activate all the weird mechanical things in the stores so they get really loud and people get really mad, still I feel compelled to press them all.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 11th, 2024

I DO THAT TOO!!!! XD

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing August 11th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 My favorite one are ones with crows, like there was this Addams family clock where a crow came out and cracked jokes, and I like this one doorbell with a single eyeball that snapped open when you pressed it! What was your favorite one?!

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 11th, 2024

The giant spiders that jump out at you XD

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing August 11th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 Oh I know those, you step on the pad and they jump right?

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 11th, 2024

I think it was a button but idk lol

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing August 12th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 Must be a different one 

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 11th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 No, since most toy stores closed yeeeaaarrrrs ago. (Do you remember when Toys R' Us filed for bankruptcy?)

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 11th, 2024

I meant like at Target and such lol


DUDE YES!!!! It was one of the last surviving toy stores. I think the only ones around here are little mom and pop stores, that’s it. Also, arcades and other places you can play video games, and play places… Basically, anywhere where you can be a kid, has closed. It’s sad… Kids have nowhere to go anymore, except parks.

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 12th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 One major reason for that: cell phones. Also (anti)social media. No point in keeping lots of toy stores & other places open for kids when most of 'em are phone addicts, & you can buy almost anything online & wait for it to arrive at your house.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 12th, 2024

Truer truth has never been spoken.

User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing August 13th, 2024

@slowdecline48 I wrote a book years a go where everyone is chronically stuck indoors and mainly drones fly around outside doing everything, and everyone's beautiful because of advances in medical science and gene tampering. So everyone's enhanced, superior, but sadly tamed by convenience. 

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 13th, 2024

@genericbeing If you really did that then...you might've predicted our future. Or at least one possible future.

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User Profile: Gettingbettertoday
Gettingbettertoday August 12th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425

I am the guy that pushes all the buttons on the panel market WARNING.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 12th, 2024

???

User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP August 12th, 2024

Oh, marked? Lol. I was so confused lol

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 13th, 2024

Also, those of you who activate all the noisemaking toys in a store may well precipitate a massacre one of these days. That s*** is seriously irritating.

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago I was browsing in the local Goodwill store. We customers were all trying to shop, you know, like people do inside a store. This Latina (Mexican or Salvadoran, I couldn't tell) was there with her little boy. She was trying on clothes...the brat had a gun-shaped electronic plastic toy & kept squeezing the trigger again...& again, & again.

The rest of us were not amused by this.

I, however, was the only one with sufficient testicular fortitude to approach the gordita & ask her to take the toy from the kid because after 20 godd**n minutes, I & everyone else in the store needed some peace and f**king quiet.

As she did not habla Ingles (of course), I had to translate it. Thank you, Babelfish-like website.

Once she understood, the gordita took the noisemaker-gun out of her spawn's hands. He immediately started crying, of course. The difference is she didn't hand it back to him right afterward...a normal outcome for those two, according to one of the staff who discussed this with me shortly afterward. (She was grateful)

The next time you feel like activating all the Halloween/Christmas/Kwanzaa/etc. toys & displays at once, do consider the above incident & maybe...just maybe...you could try to have some consideration for other people.