Buying a Hippo???

@jesusredeemedme2425 I’d definitely skip any purchases that scream “questionable life choices" 🤣

• Buy a supercar or sports car
• Buy anything that flies, floats or fornicates¹
• Buy any asset that depreciates in value

I would not, however, be opposed to spending a little bit on occasional debauchery... But in general, any serious amount of money should be invested.

¹A wise old financial advisor once told me a quote that is, or was, fairly common among men in his profession: "If it flies, floats or f***s, rent it."