Dad Jokes, Maybe????
If you could use only one joke for the rest of your life, what would it be?
@jesusredeemedme2425
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s/ Lunch's/ Breakfast's on me 🍽️😂 (Smoothest way to ask someone out)
@azurePond does it work? :3
@BlueDarkAurora Works on a case-by-case basis.
@azurePond
If someone used that on me, I wouldn’t see it as being asked out lol. Maybe that’s just my autistic brain lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 just 1 joke😮😮 forever😮😮😮 ok I'll have to think about this carefully🤔🤔 should it be a money maker🤔🤔
what's the best nation in the world??? Donation.. Please gimme money 🤑🤑
Or a Disney joke🤔🤔 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy
Or a clever joke🤔🤔 beethovens favourite fruit is ba-na-na-na
Or a joke about me🤔🤔 one day I wanted to make sure everyone here at the care home woke up with a smile on their faces😁 anyways I'm not allowed to use sharpies anymore
yeah I can't choose just one
Lolllll the last one XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😁😁😁 ok 💖
Only one joke... 🤔
I would do an impression of two or three famous people reacting to the chicken-crosses-the-road joke.
*in Trump voice* Because I built the road, that's why. The chicken had to cross the road because it's a great road. It's a FANTASTIC road, the best road anyone's ever built anywhere. It's a beautiful road, but all the Democrats & the fake news media keep talking bad about it."
@slowdecline48 "No one knows about roads better than I do."
@azurePond 🤔🤔 because of the bumps and holes???
@Tinywhisper11 😂😂 Apologies if he's your President (no disrespect), but my friend once sent me a meme compilation called - Everything President Trump Knows..... "Nobody knows foreign policy better than I do," and "Nobody knows taxes better than I do." .. "Nobody knows more about construction than I do" etc etc... (Maybe he does know, I don't know) But instead of Trump, my face was edited in that video—because, of course, nobody knows more about random stuff better than I do! 😂 lol. Anyway, it was just a parody of that! So President Trump might say - "Nobody knows more about roads better than I do."
@azurePond At the risk of being rude, no...Oompa-Loompa is not Tiny's president. He is my president. I didn't vote for him, however. For what it's worth, I did not like the other candidate at the time--she's a scatterbrain--but she got my vote anyway...not that it did any good. 😒
@slowdecline48 
@azurePond ohhhhh ok😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@slowdecline48 that's a really bad joke. We all know the chicken crossed the road to kill Dave. Yep! He really hates dave😁😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 Dave must be related to Colonel Sanders...
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂
Why do golfers always wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one ;)