Dad Jokes, Maybe????
If you could use only one joke for the rest of your life, what would it be?
@jesusredeemedme2425
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s/ Lunch's/ Breakfast's on me 🍽️😂 (Smoothest way to ask someone out)
@azurePond does it work? :3
@BlueDarkAurora Works on a case-by-case basis.
@azurePond
If someone used that on me, I wouldn’t see it as being asked out lol. Maybe that’s just my autistic brain lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 just 1 joke😮😮 forever😮😮😮 ok I'll have to think about this carefully🤔🤔 should it be a money maker🤔🤔
what's the best nation in the world??? Donation.. Please gimme money 🤑🤑
Or a Disney joke🤔🤔 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy
Or a clever joke🤔🤔 beethovens favourite fruit is ba-na-na-na
Or a joke about me🤔🤔 one day I wanted to make sure everyone here at the care home woke up with a smile on their faces😁 anyways I'm not allowed to use sharpies anymore
yeah I can't choose just one
Lolllll the last one XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😁😁😁 ok 💖
Only one joke... 🤔
I would do an impression of two or three famous people reacting to the chicken-crosses-the-road joke.
*in Trump voice* Because I built the road, that's why. The chicken had to cross the road because it's a great road. It's a FANTASTIC road, the best road anyone's ever built anywhere. It's a beautiful road, but all the Democrats & the fake news media keep talking bad about it."
@slowdecline48 "No one knows about roads better than I do."
@slowdecline48 that's a really bad joke. We all know the chicken crossed the road to kill Dave. Yep! He really hates dave😁😁😁
Why do golfers always wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one ;)