Make Me Laugh!
@jesusredeemedme2425 ok let's just pretend your a guy.... Excuse me sir, can I push that stool in for you????😁
@Tinywhisper11 as in a bar stool? as in a chair? I thought..ok... that was waay funnier😭😭
@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂
@jesusredeemedme2425 do I like icecream??
Dooooo youuuuu????
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 just a normal people ammount😂😂😂
Sureeeee
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂 did you laugh at my question???
No lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 damn
@jesusredeemedme2425 if you can guess how many doughnuts are in the bag I'm holding, then you can have them both😁 what's your guess???
2!!!!
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes. But you took to long to answer ive already eaten them😋
Awwww… I can haz cheeseburger???
@jesusredeemedme2425 here you go

Is it bad that I would so eat this rn lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 probably😂😂😂 but eat it anyway😁
@jesusredeemedme2425 When two vegans argue.... is it still called beef?
*pulls out my grandpa’s rifle * – Did you laugh?
@azurePond I hate vegetarians, they drink water😮😮 that's a fishe's home you filthy savages *waves angry fist*
.😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 🤣🤣🤣
@azurePond and no rifles😮 that's cheating young lady
@Tinywhisper11 Then it should have been written as a rule....but it wasn’t. The prompt simply said, "Make me laugh." by asking a question.....So… threatening, blackmailing, torturing to laugh? ALL Fine.
* Takes out a mathematics workbook filled with calculus problems* So @jesusredeemedme2425 Are you going to find the area under the curve? or are you gonna laugh? 😈📖
Idk what the curve thing means lol. I suck at math lol!
@jesusredeemedme2425 So… did you laugh? If you didn’t you’re going to be tortured with graphs and curves (Ponds arent bound by the Geneva convention....I won’t stop at just Calculus lessons *evil smile *)
I’m just confused lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 Then *confused laughter *..JUST LAUGH
Make me XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 Ok..so... Why did the laundry detergent go to therapy?
@azurePond 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Idk
@jesusredeemedme2425 Because it has unresolved stains. *please laugh *
@jesusredeemedme2425 pleeeasse help me, I'm panicking😱 my boyfriends coming home tonight, how do you erase the memory from a memory foam matress!!?? Please answer quickly😱
*pulls out bazooka* are you laughing now?
@Tinywhisper11 Rifles are a no no..but a bazooka is ok? 🤣
@azurePond

I'd ask you something while doing my Kermit the Frog impression...it never fails.
*pulls out banana & points it at you* ...Are you laughing now?
@slowdecline48 Poor @jesusredeemedme2425 ... Everyone's threatening now😂
@slowdecline48 a banana?!? You'll have to do better than that😂😂😂
But do you actually sound like him? It would be funnier if you mangled it lol
Actually I do, when I want to!... Am not quite as good at doing a Kermit voice now as I was 20+ years ago, however. Age & repeated allergy attacks have taken away some of the flexibility from my vocal cords. Getting old sucks.
@jesusredeemedme2425 you know everytime I breath someone dies😥😥 do you think I should start using mouthwash?!???
*pulls out a frozen carrot, please laugh, I need to win this*
@jesusredeemedme2425
If Cinderella's glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
If money trees don't exist, why do banks have branches?
Why do we call it a building when it is already built?
Exactly how many politically motivated cows does it take to change a herd into a mooooooo-vement?
@BastionKnight ooo! Ooo! I know the last one it's 3 😁
@BastionKnight These are hilarious… haha🤣... OOoh... I’ve always wondered about the third one too... Also why is it painting when it’s already painted? Drawing, writing—English has so many words like that
Jokes aside... if you’re curious (you may or may not know) these are called gerunds. And like many things, these action based nouns also came from the Old English and later influenced by the French and the Latin grammar (Norman conquest and its implications)
@azurePond
*Marvels at the breadth of your knowledge*
@BastionKnight Thanks but I googled it once when I had a doubt. And I have a loooot of doubts (and no it’s not ADHD—I actually checked with a docto... It’s just caffeinated curiosity or something like that) "When in doubt, Google" is basically my life motto.
@azurePond doctor*
What’s a docto? ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 You dunno whats a docto? *smh*
Is it a doctor who hasn’t completed his training??
@jesusredeemedme2425 NOO..... its a doctor without an "R"—where "R" stands for registration, which they clearly don’t have, you know ..like a license to practice.
@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 
@jesusredeemedme2425
If your here😮😮 then who's running h3ll????
@jesusredeemedme2425 my doctor said I need to diminish the amount of stress in my life. So I think I was advised to k!ll people right??
….no.
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂