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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 March 10th, 2025

What’s a niche joke you know that probably only you find funny?

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 10th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 A Realist, a Constructivist, and a Neorealist walk into a bar....

The Realist enters freely because no one stopped them.

The Constructivist hesitates.. checking if everyone agrees it’s a bar before stepping in.

The Neorealist strides in.. scans the room for power dynamics and orders a drink— only if it keeps them ahead in the drinking competition.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 10th, 2025

You’re right. I don’t get it lol

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 11th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 @Tinywhisper11 These are theories in International relations (what I study)
 The Realist is all about power and self interest... so they just walk in because no one stopped them. The Constructivist believes that things are real because people agree they are (social constructs) so they only enter after making sure everyone sees the place as a bar. The Neorealist who thinks more about competition and strategy... scans the room first to check whos in charge and only orders a drink if it keeps them ahead. It’s a fun way to show how different perspectives shape the way people (or countries) make decisions. If it still doesnt make sense... no worries—I study this stuff and even I get confused sometimes (most times)

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 11th, 2025

@azurePond I get it😂😂😂 but yeah your the only one who'd find it funny, sorry honey😂😂

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 11th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 My sense of humour's defining trait is- "Only I find it funny"—and always at the most unfortunate times... lol

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Tinywhisper11 March 11th, 2025

@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 11th, 2025

@azurePond I also did not get it😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 11th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 English man, Scottish man and a Irish man, take their wives out for dinner

Scottish man says " pass the sugar, sugar💖"

English man says "pass the honey, honey💖"

Irish man says " pass the milk, cow"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 11th, 2025

Yep, still don’t get it lol

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 11th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 13th, 2025

???

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 11th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 I dont get it😀

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 11th, 2025

@azurePond you do liar😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 March 11th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 the bartender see's that paddys pint glass is empty and asks "you want another one mate ?" Paddy looks at the bartender and says " well why would I be need 2 fekin ' empty glasses? " 

😂😂😂😂

User Profile: GreenLime3141
GreenLime3141 March 13th, 2025

You know what I’m thinking about right now? Bananas and ice cream!

It’s actually a family joke.

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 13th, 2025

@GreenLime3141 I dont get it? explanation please

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User Profile: GreenLime3141
GreenLime3141 March 13th, 2025

Okay.

In 9th grade I went on a very special very long field trip to the capital. I was telling my mom and sister about it, chronologically with much detail, and one of them said, “You know what I’m thinking about right now?” The other said no. Then the first one said, “Bananas and ice cream!” Because that’s something they like to eat together. Now whenever a story gets long or boring or people aren’t paying good attention usually I say, “You know what I’m thinking about right now??” I hope that made sense.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 13th, 2025

Yep lol

User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 13th, 2025

@GreenLime3141 Wow… That’s a good one! Also... a beautiful memory. Thanks for sharing this!

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GreenLime3141 March 13th, 2025

You’re welcome!

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 15th, 2025

How are ya little Rat-Head? 😃


(Rat-Head is the name I gave to the last dog my mother owned...she was a Miniature Pinscher)

What green is not heavy?

Light green