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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly...

User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 3rd, 2024

Do you remember that thing people used to say about how you swallow eight spiders a year while you sleep? It’s not true, but do you think you’ve swallowed any? What bug do you think you’ve eaten the most of by accident?

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 3rd, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 😱😱😱😱😱😱 hopefully none😱😱😱

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 3rd, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

But you're thinking about it now hehe

I mean... There always seems to be mosquitoes or moths or some sorta creature in my house sooooo... lol

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Tinywhisper11 May 4th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 I really don't want to eat insects😱😱

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 5th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

I've eaten larvae and ants before <3

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Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 ewwwww! Whats larvae???

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 6th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11


Mealworms.

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Tinywhisper11 May 6th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 ewwwwwwwww ew ew ewwwwwwe

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 7th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11


They're actually not bad. The legs do get stuck in your teeth tho.

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Tinywhisper11 May 7th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425

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User Profile: David57
David57 May 7th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

You are one sick puppy!

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Tinywhisper11 May 7th, 2024

@David57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 10th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

Why? Why that GIF???? XD

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User Profile: David57
David57 May 7th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

A guy walks into a cafe and asks what today's specials are. 

"Fresh Oxetongue sandwiches or poached eggs" 

Ughh, I couldn't eat anything that came from an animal's mouth, give me the eggs.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 7th, 2024

@David57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so gross😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 May 4th, 2024

You're from Thailand xp

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 5th, 2024

@freshman12

Nope. lol

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Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@freshman12 kiara is from pride rock 

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freshman12 May 5th, 2024

Wild enough

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 7th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11


The sass tho hehe

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User Profile: trueconfidant123
trueconfidant123 May 10th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425

We had a sports event in high school. My friend swallowed a fly while he was blabbering continually. We were all too grossed out by the scene. However, he was too pumped about it and he won't stop laughing. 😭😭😭

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jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 12th, 2024

@trueconfidant123

Typical male XD

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trueconfidant123 May 12th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425

Ikr he's so carefree XD

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