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Things you should never put in your mouth????

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 April 29th, 2024

😂😂😂😂😂only funny answers please😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: ivoryDog4942
ivoryDog4942 May 9th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

seven teacups…

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 9th, 2024

@ivoryDog4942 yeah! That would be hard and painful, to poop out the other end🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 24th, 2024

Did you ever hear of that dude who ate metal? He ate an entire helicopter piece by piece. Seriously. He’s famous. Look it up O.O

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User Profile: AquaNyo303
AquaNyo303 May 9th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Table

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 9th, 2024

@aquaMap3252 um are we talking about a full size table here??😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would definetly not recommend a wood table, think of all the splinters😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: spongbobishappy
spongbobishappy May 9th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

my foot !

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 9th, 2024

@spongbobishappy I'm guessing you must have stinky feet😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 24th, 2024

Oh I shove my foot in my mouth a lot. I think we all do!! Lol

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User Profile: gokulisheretolisten007
gokulisheretolisten007 May 10th, 2024

Fingers, I guess 😅

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 10th, 2024

@gokulisheretolisten007 🤔🤔🤔 who's fingers though?? And yes it's best to put them in the blender, with a bit of milk. And wallah! You have a strong handshake😁😁😁

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User Profile: gokulisheretolisten007
gokulisheretolisten007 May 10th, 2024

Yeah and that handshake 🤝 would give a heart attack ❤️💥😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 10th, 2024

@gokulisheretolisten007 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 24th, 2024

*voila. Hehe

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User Profile: DragonFruit00
DragonFruit00 May 21st, 2024

A helicopter probably

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 21st, 2024

@DragonFruit00 a helicopter😮😮 damn! How big is your mouth😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: helpfulPear983
helpfulPear983 May 22nd, 2024

Specs

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 23rd, 2024

@helpfulPear983 specs?as in glasses?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂why did your mind think up this answer. If all the things you could have said😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 genius

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User Profile: competentHoney3879
competentHoney3879 May 23rd, 2024

@Tinywhisper11  Dettol

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 23rd, 2024

@competentHoney3879 🤔🤔🤔🤔 now I know that word from somewhere🤔🤔 but I can't think what dettol is??🤔🤔

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User Profile: helpfulPear983
helpfulPear983 May 23rd, 2024

It's to heal wounds

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 23rd, 2024

@helpfulPear983 oh really🤔🤔🤔 I'm disabled🤔🤔🤔 if I swallow it will I be cured??????

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 24th, 2024

Please don’t. Lol

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User Profile: MakeSomeoneSmileToday
MakeSomeoneSmileToday May 23rd, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 My fingernails, yet, I still chew them 

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 23rd, 2024

@MakeSomeoneSmileToday 😂😂😂😂 chewing them is fine, just don't swallow them😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem May 24th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 electrical tape

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 24th, 2024

@moonflowersystem 🤔🤔 if it's just the tape, but so bad. If it's warped around a lead then😕

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 24th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 wrapped*

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem May 24th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 I swallowed electrical tape once 0w0

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 25th, 2024

@moonflowersystem ooof! Were you alright??

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem May 26th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 yea it was a alter who enjoys eating random things

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 26th, 2024

@moonflowersystem 😂😂😂😂😂 please don't eat random things😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem May 26th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 our partner and his caregiver is a big help with it XD

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 26th, 2024

@moonflowersystem ok good ❤❤ bless you ❤

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 June 8th, 2024

@moonflowersystem

I'm legit just trying to figure out how that worked... Like... tape-y spaghetti???? lol

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem June 18th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 he used orange juice to swallow it-

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jesusredeemedme2425 June 18th, 2024

Whyyyyy lol

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem June 18th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 his thought process was I can control electricity in the headspace this should be fine to eat XD

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jesusredeemedme2425 June 18th, 2024

Noooooo lol!!!! XD


Wait, control electricity? How?

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem June 18th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 well as a kid we liked lighting and as he developed into an alter he took stuff we liked and kinda made himself

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jesusredeemedme2425 June 18th, 2024

How did he make himself?

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User Profile: moonflowersystem
moonflowersystem June 18th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 trauma pretty much 

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jesusredeemedme2425 June 18th, 2024

Aww :(

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 24th, 2024

A adult elephant shrew.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP May 24th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 I've never heard of a elephant shrew??

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 June 7th, 2024

They’re a little rodent with a lonnnngggg nose hehe

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 8th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 oh how little?? Cause of you can fit them in your mouth, then they are made to be eaten😁😋

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 June 8th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

They're babies!!!! <3

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Elephant shrews vary in size depending on the species, ranging from 3.9 to 11.8 inches (10 to 30 centimeters) long and 1.8 to 17.6 ounces (50 to 500 grams) in weight:
  • Short-eared elephant shrew
    The smallest species, weighing 1 to 1.5 ounces (28 to 43 grams) and measuring about 4 inches (10 centimeters) long
  • Checkered elephant shrew
    The largest species, weighing about 1.1 pounds (0.5 kilogram) and measuring 9 to 13 inches (23 to 32 centimeters) long
  • North African elephant shrew
    Weighing around 50 grams (1.8 ounces) and measuring 9.4 to 15.2 inches (24 to 38.5 centimeters) long

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