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Things you should never put in your mouth????

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 April 29th, 2024

😂😂😂😂😂only funny answers please😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: RisingSun4256
RisingSun4256 June 12th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

Nose

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 12th, 2024

@RisingSun4256 your nose?? Or someone elses???

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 June 12th, 2024

YES. XD

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User Profile: MikaStar5702
MikaStar5702 June 13th, 2024

A dog😁😁😁😁

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 14th, 2024

@MikaStar5702 yes no dogs, unless their hot😋

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User Profile: selfconfidentWater1670
selfconfidentWater1670 June 14th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 a piano 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 14th, 2024

@selfconfidentWater1670 ??? Just how are you suposed to fit in a piano😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: rolly33
rolly33 June 19th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 the letter you just received in the mail that looked so delicious, but you forgot to read it first

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 20th, 2024

@rolly33 don't eat the mail😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown June 19th, 2024

Someone else’s mouth or more accurately their lips and tongue especially if after they’ve done drugs, smoked, drank, etc. 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 20th, 2024

@akunknown yes personally I avoid any sort of mouth to mouth situations😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: celestialwanderer2412
celestialwanderer2412 June 20th, 2024

The Chernobyl Plant probably 😁

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 21st, 2024

@celestialwanderer2412 I'm not sure what that plant is? But I think it's best to avoid putting any random garden plant/flower/tree's in your mouth😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: celestialwanderer2412
celestialwanderer2412 June 21st, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

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Definitely don't put in your mouth 😅

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 June 28th, 2024

Yeahhhh no. Lol

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User Profile: goldenHouse4315
goldenHouse4315 June 20th, 2024

Dogs paws

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 21st, 2024

@goldenHouse4315 ewww😂😂😂😂😂 if you bite a dogs paw, expect to be bit back😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: doublebind
doublebind June 21st, 2024

So... my wife and I were in Singapore (honey moon) and we bought several local food to taste from the grocery store next to the hotel. There was this green pandanus snack, it was packaged and in the same package there was a small envelope with gray-black powder inside. Lol, I remember that I just opened one, sprinkled the powder on top of the snack and got a couple of bites... meanwhile my wife just asked "but, did you read what's written on the envelope?" We went both to read it straight away: "DO NOT EATEN!...", the powder was made of these minerals that help to keep things dry... what the ***, the same kind of you find in the box of new pair of shoes.. I couldn't ever expect to find it in a box of snacks... I remember I suddenly went to the toilette trying to spit everything (by the way the taste was essentially no tasty) and my thinking started to float in a very scary direction.. (shall I call doctor, hospital, what about my body now?..) but my wife was essentially laughing.. and she was laughing a lot and I started to laugh as well.. lol.. thoughts turned soon more optimistic (ohh I love my wife :) ) and in the end, fortunately, nothing bad happened to my health except to have a dry mouth for some days :D

Thanks Tinywhisperr11 to let me bring up to my mind (and here) this my funny memory 

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Tinywhisper11 OP June 21st, 2024

@doublebind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh no! Bless you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm so glad you weren't ill haha!😂😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing with you not at you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 honestly😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: doublebind
doublebind June 21st, 2024

😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown June 22nd, 2024

Anything that’s TOO cold/frozen or TOO hot 😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 23rd, 2024

@akunknown oofff! Yep, things you learn from experience😂😂😂😂😂😂

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akunknown June 22nd, 2024

Urine or poop 😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP June 23rd, 2024

@akunknown eewww! Nooooo! Gross😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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