What if?
What would you do if a mysterious ladies hand came out of the sink one morning and handed you a sword and told you your now the ruler of England?
@genericbeing I would take the sword, chop the hand off and say " you got the wrong person "
ain't no way I want to be a ruler... I use calculators
@Tinywhisper11 But then they're would be a hand in your sink, gross lol
@genericbeing it's ok I'll just put it in the basement with the rest😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
@genericbeing I'd just shave with the sword
@genericbeing 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 noooooo! That's to dangerous, you just use your plastic kids scissors young man
@Tinywhisper11 I'll trim my single 8 foot long beard hair with em
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ask the hand if it's serious. If so, then I'd take my new sword to Britain, claim the throne & challenge King Charles to a duel. What else?
The real problems would start if I won, because then I would be in charge of the United Kingdom, of all places...in some ways that country is even more screwed up than mine!... 🤔 First thing to do would be to forcibly disband the Parliament....couldn't have the politicians getting in the way. I would MMGA: Make the Monarchy Great Again. 😃
@slowdecline48 Bold plan! 😆 But if I may propose a royal decree... could you officially knight an Owl, (A Knight Owl - lol) like how they knighted a penguin in Norway?
@azurePond 😆 I was going to knight a turkey & appoint him as my royal assistant but why not?...an owl works, too.
@slowdecline48 Lol nice, I suppose with the total power of a King you'd be able to make some wildly radical changes even contemporary governments would have a hard time with
Freak out
@GreenLime3141 That might be the most appropriate answer lol
Well thank you.
Why is there a WOMAN in my SINK????? XD
