@Tinywhisper11 I wouldn't want to see a kids game made all about and starting Mr Hanky the Xmas poop
@Tinywhisper11 but I guess it would be kinda cute🤔🤔 unless kids start carrying their poop around hoping it will talk
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@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂
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Bullying, fighting, stealing, killing, and anything else that’s bad…DUH! 😂😂😂
@akunknown I think most of those things are already in computer games
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Yeah that’s true. Doesn’t mean they should be though. Just bc they are also doesn’t mean they have to keep making games that way. They can stop that whenever they want to.
And I think the question was what should never be turned into computer game? Your question which started this thread and my reply comment above has one thing in common: the same word which is “should” Just wanted to point that out for the pure sake of it :)
@akunknown yeah I completely agree with you 💗 none of those things should be put in computer games💖
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Just more fun in real life 
@WonNone
@Tinywhisper11
What should not be put into a video game is anything that steals my joy 😁 It should be about pure and fluffy escapism 😁💜
Washing dishes.
@jesusredeemedme2425 unless the game washed them for me 🤣🤔
Yesssss that would be awesome!!! Especially the stubborn greasy ones lol
[cw: adult stuff]
Concepts for your question:
- Lara Croft: NY Subway Edition - Lara explores the underground tunnels, looking for a stash of gold coins. She must dodge oncoming trains, & fight off (& sometimes k1ll) rats, stray dogs & "mole people".
- Traffic Dodger - As a homeless street lunatic, the goal is to weave & jump in & out of traffic without getting run over. 5 points per successful car evasion; -3 points every time you get clipped. Four levels of difficulty...the hardest one is "Interstate Freeway".
- High School Massacre - Your character is a warped, socially alienated teenager...you can guess the rest.
- Hollywood Director 2025 - You're a director with a huge budget. Your job is to remake a classic movie as badly as possible to satisfy the producers. Remember: avoid believable plots & character dialogue! When in doubt, use CGI & gratuitous sex scenes!
- Shaheed Commander - As a terrorist mastermind, your goal is to send bombers (conventional & su1cide) to blow up targets of importance. Points gained based on the number of innocent bystanders injured or k1lled per explosion--& on how long you remain at large & operative. (Federal agents are after you at all times)
- Most Woke Prof - You are a professor at a university on the coast, very well-read & never held a job outside the ivory tower. Your job is to either indoctrinate as many students as you can with your pet ideology, or bore them to sleep.
@slowdecline48
I'm a fan of most woke Prof
@Amanda84 If I ever get into game design, I'll have to remember that. 😏
@slowdecline48 pinky promise 😁💜
@slowdecline48 yeah they suck
@Tinywhisper11 😆 Well that was what you asked for, wasn't it?...Game ideas that should not be used, ever. Those are what I came up with. 😂
@slowdecline48 😂😂 😂
@slowdecline48 Congratulations! you have made the worst games... but i love all the titles.. they are all lore accurate
@azurePond Thankew, thankew...
@azurePond - I came up with a couple ideas that I ditched on second thought...they were even more offensive than anything on that list. Gotta watch whatcha post in Cups-Land.
@slowdecline48 Yeah... this is nothing compared to what goes down on Inzt@gr@m reels and the comment sections 😭 I saw someone do a WW3 outfit inspo reel — they were wearing torn leather pants to channel a “nucl3ar att@ck surv!vor” aesthetic. I was like, yep, that’s my cue to log off. Then came another one... someone striking poses against a missile-filled night sky with the caption “aura farming.” With a Dua lipa song that goes - "glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes, shinning just the way I like".... I wish I was kidding 🥹😭
@azurePond See, those are examples of why I'm convinced that "social media" platforms will bring about the final decline & crackup of modern civilization.
@slowdecline48 idk whether social media will lead to the fall of civilisation but I am sure that people will be doing t!kt0ks when a nuclear b0mb is t-10 seconds away from them
@slowdecline48 
Jesus on toast, not Anthony Fauci!... 😫 He's one of the reasons why the response to 1st-gen C0vid was so screwed up. (Admittedly, Trump wasn't the best one to have on the throne at the time either) Hmmm...here's another one:
Minister of Health - You play a long-time government functionary in a country that is in the middle of an outbreak of a new disease. Your goal: To protect your job at all costs. Tactics available include flip-flopping on official messaging, pressuring social media platforms to suppress any content you dislike & liaising with other bureaucrats to maintain your position.
@slowdecline48 I see…thanks for the info. I did know who Dr. Fauci and President Bush were — I’m just not that well versed in America’s internal politics or policies unless they have global influence. So really, thanks for the context... Well... I did try to find an Olympic medal giving gif, but they were all women, so I begrudgingly settled on this one. Just close your eyes and imagine it’s you, ok?
It's okay, azure...you're not missing anything here, trust me.
@Tinywhisper11 Bike Theft RPG - try to find your stolen bike across Europe. You can choose your character- the student, the hipster or the former tourist who stayed for the vibes.
4. Climb Mont Blanc while balancing a container of water on your head
@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wow you have just very creatively created the worst game ever😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂
@azurePond 😂 Very unique... It sounds as if you've had experience with that kind of misfortune. Did some a**hole steal your bike?
@slowdecline48 Yes... that misfortune had happened to me.. what gave it away?... my passive aggressiveness ?😭
@Tinywhisper11
Anything that asks me to do chores, homework or doesn't have a cute creature 😁💜
@Amanda84 when I turned on my computer tablet thingy this evening I saw a advertisement for a lawn mower simulator😮😮 kids just go the f*** outside.... Like seriously
@Tinywhisper11 ha, they dont know what they are missing, mud, dirt, worms, fresh air, scrapes of the knees, those were the
@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 how about a game where you are whizzing around and I get to zap you every time you laugh at me 🤣💜
@Tinywhisper11 Garbage Man 2000, now featuring 25% more garbage
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah that would be really bad😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Would you say it would stink?? Eh.. eh...
