Xmasssss fun... Most creatively absurd answer wins a Xmas present 🎁
Just answer this question, be as silly as you like😁😁🎅😁😁
Xmas almost got cancelled this year because of .............?
Because @Tinywhisper11 put real stars on the Christmas tree *-* And we let the elves out :D
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂 im being good😇
@Tinywhisper11
@BlueDarkAurora 😇😇😇😇😇😈😇😇😇😇
@Tinywhisper11 xD
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 because supersun showed up early, melting all the snow. So Santa stayed inside wearing SPF 1000, refused to go out because his skin can’t handle this heat and he thinks sunburns are even scary than the Halloween pumpkin 🎃🏖️☀️🎅🤣
@KindleMissie 😮😮😮😮 damn global warming😩😩
😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I know right 😩🤣 Elf almost convinced Santa to go but poor Rudolph’s nose kept overheating like a malfunctioning Christmas light! 🔴 He tried to guide the sleigh but kept sparking like ‘PEW PEW’ laser mode. Santa finally said, ‘Nope. Not taking off until Rudolph stops smoking.’ 😂🔥🦌🎅
@KindleMissie 😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 the home alone burglars stealing Santa's Christmas tree
@sadcat13 😂😂😂😂😂 stupid theifs can't do anything right😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 well, they succeeded this time 😁
@Tinywhisper11
Xmas almost got cancelled this year bc of….
Well first to be clear Xmas DID get cancelled this year bc I decided to cancel it here so I can go to an alt universe where Xmas IS everyday and where working for $ does NOT exist since if you live there you get more $ than what the standard weekly salary was anyway and where you don’t age if you choose not to meaning you can live forever literally if you want. There’s no violence or negativity there. It’s literally the exact opposite of how it is here.
@akunknown can I come too???
@Tinywhisper11
Of course! Anyone and everyone can!
@Tinywhisper11 Xmas almost got cancelled this year because of the new pandemic they call frostbite😱 frozen zombies are biting people all willy nilly😱😱
@Tinywhisper11 😱😱😱 I am staying home and locking all doors and windows and igniting the fireplace what if frozen zombie was smart enough to dress up like Santa and break in the house 😂😂😂
@KindleMissie No, that wouldn't happen. One advantage we have over zombies is intelligence....a zombie is driven by instinct, for lack of a better word. It craves living flesh to eat & doesn't think about much else. Yes, they're dangerous...but they're also stupid. Head shots put 'em down quickly, too.
@slowdecline48 You’re right! Why didn’t I think of that?! 😮😆 You are genius! ✨ I just hope these new frostbite zombies don’t binge too many holiday movies… otherwise they’ll start using their brains like Kevin McCallister. 😁 So if you spot a Santa hat wobbling toward your chimney whispering “heee… heee… heee…” instead of “ho ho ho,” yeahhh… maybe just pretend you’re not home, before we end up with a zombie version of Home Alone 🎄🧟♂️😂
@KindleMissie ohh! Theese zombies are very clever😱😱😱
@Tinywhisper11 🤣🤣🤣 yup, since they are 2.0 version of the recent zombies 🤭😂
@KindleMissie 😂😂
...because the elves all walked off the job & went on strike, for better working conditions & higher wages. The reindeer refused to pull the sleigh, let alone leave the ground & gain height, for similar reasons.*
*Another reason is the other reindeer are fed up with Rudolph because at least half the time, he's too drunk to do his job. That's why his nose is so red: it's an alcoholic's nose!
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Here are the elves:
@Tinywhisper11 the winner so far goes to @KindleMissie 👏👏👏 and here's your Xmas present for winning 😁
@Tinywhisper11 Hey!!!! I didn't consent to this 😂😂😂😂😂
@sadcat13 don't worry! You are still the legendriest and shining one! 😉😁✨
@KindleMissie well, I'm your problem now apparently, since Tiny gave me away. Make sure to cat proof your tree 😁😁😁😁
@sadcat13 Aww, I absolutely cannot spray someone this cute 😹 Okay, lovely kitty, I got a giant tree-themed cat tower, snack mountains, applesauce rivers, a pile of holiday movies, tinsel-designed Santa hats, soft yarn balls, and toys galore 😁🎄✨ BUT… can my poor tree and ornaments please survive your cuteness attack? 😂🐾🎁 I will hang your picture ornament on the tree too 😁💖
@KindleMissie hmmm. Add a few things to knock off the table and we have a deal 😁😁😁
@sadcat13 Oh wow 😹 In my mind: *every glass thing is now getting changed to plastic!* Yes yes yes, deal, cutie cat! Get ready for ultimate chaos 😂💖 The tree might survive… maybe… probably not, but fun is guaranteed! 🐾💥
@KindleMissie 😁😁😁
@sadcat13 😂😂😂😂 I'm so sorry ! But it is xmas.
@Tinywhisper11 😂
@sadcat13
@Tinywhisper11 OMG!!! My trophy YAY!!! I am truly honored to win🤩😂✨ Thank you so much Lola Bunny, I absolutely loveee itt! 💖💖💖 The legendary xmas cat! 🐱✨✨
@KindleMissie 😂😂😂😂😂 your welcome, !merry Christmas💖😁💖
@Tinywhisper11 💗💗💗
@KindleMissie
@BlueDarkAurora
Cancel culture.
@jesusredeemedme2425 ?????
Cancel culture:
the phenomenon or practice of publicly rejecting, boycotting, or ending support for particular people or groups because of their socially or morally unacceptable views or actions.
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cancel-culture
AKA people boycotting things for random reasons. Lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 ohhh ok I think I understand💖💖💖
@Tinywhisper11
Because of me having an illicit affair with a couple of elf's 😂😂😂
