Funny posts!
Hey Ive been thinking about posting some funny things I find .. feel free to post yours too.. I hope I can make someone else smile..
Ill tag @Dawn04 (hugs)
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Come on!! This was soooo meannnn ... ahhhh .... 😂😂😂 cookie monster @Dawn04
@Lavendersubmarine I always felt sorry for cookie monster after the whole vegetable campaign and making that show advertise cookies were a sometimes food through him. He's literally the cookie monster - he lives on cookies!
Poor thing.. now that upuve mentioned it i feel deeple emotional too @Dawn04
I totally agree!!! @Dawn04
@Lavendersubmarine Curious if you agree with this one? Some of today's posts are on page 7 instead of 8.
@Dawn04 i wil get a tommy gun and fight back for the spider😉🤗🤗🤗
@lazyKatz
I actually dont have a problem with spiders if they are outdoors but i dont want to share a room with them .. my house has spiders once in a while but the ones that show up are those harmless and tiny ones.. now roaches, even if they harm much less than spiders, make me more panicked... the ones I dislike the most are rats because i have no courage to kill them or grab them lol so id go through an emotional crisis... 😂 @Dawn04
@Dawn04
Lol 😂 its like: this medicine can cure you itching elbow! 😄 ps.: dont take it if you are breastfeeding, pregnant, are younger or older than 18.... the side effects may include mysterious symptoms, very serious complications and death.
@Dawn04
@Lavendersubmarine you are answer is sooo funny @lavendersubmarine, bang on😉
@lazyKatz
@Lavendersubmarine and the symptoms may include alien encounters too😂😂😂
Theyd probably write it too, better cover all the bases! 😂 @DonneMoi
@Lavendersubmarine
" They advertise these prescriptions, and half the time, the side effects are 50 times worse than what the thing cures! It's like, "Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction." I'm like, "I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!" " -- comedian Jeff Foxworthy did a skit on this
@Dawn04 that's why I preffer 1 comedian over a truck of pharmaceuticals
@lazyKatz
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @Dawn04
Lol thats true, theres a coffee for each you... @Dawn04
In order to take it youll just have to drink the water and then eat the cookie 😂 @Dawn04
Thats awesome Dawn!! @Dawn04
