Funny posts!
Hey Ive been thinking about posting some funny things I find .. feel free to post yours too.. I hope I can make someone else smile..
Ill tag @Dawn04 (hugs)
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Mine is pretty much at ease lol bored to the core lol 😂 @mytwistedsoul
@mytwistedsoul Remind me to move here!
@Dawn04 @NoneTheWiser - How cool would it be? Talk about a privacy fence! You could do anything and no one would see a thing!
@mytwistedsoul I probably could stand some of y'all as neigbors! But yeah cool as all hell. Might make pizza delivies complicated!
@Dawn04 I don't get deliveries now - lol! Two words - Dominos Hotspot! (or should that be 3 words?)
@mytwistedsoul Yeah I don't think I'd survive in an area with zero deliveries. I love to cook, but I also love pizza! Plus we have DoorDash and places like it where we are.
@Dawn04 I can't cook! I had to google doordash -lol!
@mytwistedsoul Beginning to think I should teach classes via YouTube.
@Dawn04 Let me know if you do - I'll sign up!
@mytwistedsoul Will need a Kickstarter for the webcam and mic and then blind people so they can't see me (I'm not pretty at least in my opinion).
@Dawn04 Would it make you feel better if we promise to just look at the food?
@mytwistedsoul LOL! Sure! If I could afford the webcam+mic and wanted to deep clean my kitchen to make it studio pretty, I might consider it. Anyone want to come over to clean? 😂
@Dawn04 Will there be food? Lol!
@mytwistedsoul Are you high? Of course! There's always food in my house!
@Dawn04 Lmao! Nope not high - this is all natural. Although if I was high there better be food!
@mytwistedsoul Now I can't promise homemade food - promise there's enough junk food in this house for a small army at least. No idea why I buy it...remind me of that head scan. If you don't mind a storebought crust, I make a mean bbq chicken pizza!
@Dawn04 BBQ chicken pizza sounds good! Besides homemade food would mess up the kitchen we're trying to clean!
@mytwistedsoul Well besides buying the crust 'cause I'm lazy and buying bbq sauce since who has the time, the rest I do make - lol - but it's as simple as baking and shredding a chicken breast, browning some onion, and then assembling. Crust, lightly watered down sauce (it's so thick), cheese, chicken, bacon, onion, sometimes some bell pepper, and then more cheese, and bake for about ten minutes.
Y'all need to live closer or I'd just invite you all over for a crazy insane sleepover where I'd show you how to cook a bunch of things. Would have to kick my husband out to his mother's for the weekend though.
@Dawn04 You mean he wouldn't want to give a cookie baking demonstration?
@mytwistedsoul He's gotten much better at it! He actually does a lot of the baking these days.
@Dawn04 I would have loved to see the first attempt though! Too funny!
@Dawn04 Now I'm hungry!
@mytwistedsoul *hands over the pringles* Having a snack myself - too long until dinner.
@Dawn04 Cool Thank you! *takes a few and passes them to @NoneTheWiser)
@mytwistedsoul Should I break out the popcorn as well?
@Dawn04 Popcorn's usually my go to food. Lol! So easy to make! Unless it's hot dogs in the nuker. But you've really got to be careful with those! They blow up so easily.
@mytwistedsoul If my mom was still alive, there's a funny story about something I did as a kid about cooking a hot dog too long in the microwave - LOL!
So let's vote - microwave popcorn or Jiffy Pop? Both are in the house!
@Dawn04 I say your call!
@mytwistedsoul So yep, I'd just set out a ton of junk food on my dining table and give you all a demo....warning though is I have a tendency of kicking someone out of the kitchen if they try to take over.
@Dawn04 Lol! There's something about hot dogs and microwaves.
@mytwistedsoul Let's just go with this hint of the story - I put one too many 0's after that 1. Meant to set it for 1 minute, ended up setting it for 10 minutes. You can probably imagine what happened.
@Dawn04 LOL! You turned your weiner into a lincoln log.
@mytwistedsoul LOL yep! The story goes I started crying about it.
@Dawn04 LOL! I would too!
You certainly should! It would be great 🤩🤩🤩@Dawn04
@Lavendersubmarine Still going with need the Kickstarter to get the money for the cams and need the help to get the kitchen ready....then I might consider it if I could only invite you guys to watch the YouTube channel.
Hide and seek 😂😂@mytwistedsoul
@Lavendersubmarine Expert level.
Aweeee😍 @mytwistedsoul
@Lavendersubmarine Isn't he/she awesome! Beautiful - well - I guess with out it's tongue stuck to the glass! Lol!
Yesss 💜💜@mytwistedsoul
Yesss 💜🦊💜@mytwistedsoul
I agree! You are not to be denotched! @mytwistedsoul
😂😂😂 ohhh aweeee sooo cute @Dawn04
Fluffy fuckers 🤣🤣🤣@Dawn04
Sorry but these song funnies make me laugh too hard.
For anyone who doesn't get it, it's (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug
😂 i liked it Dawn!! And also thanks for the link!!!! @Dawn04
@Lavendersubmarine Started realizing I'm one of the few people who are going to get my weird references - figure the links should help the majority who wouldn't get it.
1. Check - though box of random cords.
2. Small cheers for the fact my tupperware still has their lids!
3. Check.
4. Check.
5. Check considering my brain randomly chooses it would rather be on than sleep.
@Dawn04 I've never understood where the lids go. I mean is there like a lid thief going around or are there Tupperware gods that demand sacrifices?
@mytwistedsoul Almost spit out my juice imagining someone breaking into someone's house to steal a few tupperware lids - might be wear those missing socks go as well!
@Dawn04 LOL! I knew it! Those sick people! Sock and lids. (smh) What's this world coming to? It's madness I tell ya - utter madness!
@mytwistedsoul LMAO! Wonder if the same thief is the one stealing my bobby pins?
@Dawn04 Probably - how else do they pick the locks to steal the socks and lids? Lmao! Makes me wonder what's next. Spoons - forks? Pot holders?
@mytwistedsoul Brilliant thieves stealing their own lockpicking tools! Come to mention it, we have less spoons than we used to!
@Dawn04 Lmao! At least they're self sufficient! I knew it - there's a huge silverware stash some where!
@mytwistedsoul I bet they steal pens too - they always come up missing. Maybe to write the ransom notes for the other items?
@Dawn04 Shhh - Don't let them know you're on to them. That's exactly what they're doing. They leave the ones that don't work in their place.
@mytwistedsoul Ok serious note - word of advice, do not eat mixed nuts while reading this thread. I am pretty sure I snorted one through my nose!
@Dawn04 Lmao! Weapon of mass destruction! Take someone's eye out that way!
@mytwistedsoul Luckily part of a pistachio - now not sure why it's green, the color or a booger! 
@Dawn04 Yeah but ew- if it's green. It could still pass as a booger.
Yay i got a straight A!! 😂😂😂@Dawn04
@Lavendersubmarine LOL!
