Angry at shallow extroverts

yes i am an extrovert i only discuss traffic and the weather. i'm allergic to feelings and caring about people. every day i go to work and perform adequately at my job, but i don't work too hard because i don't want to be passionate about anything, because i feel like passion is bad for one's health then i go to coffee hour and talk to my acquaintances who i'm not really close to about traffic and the weather and then i go on a date with my boyfriend who is cute but i don't like too much. we mostly discuss traffic and the weather. we are keeping things casual and i never tell him i have feelings for him or miss him or feel lonely without him or do any sweet romantic things because feelings are such a horrid disease, and we are keeping things casual. together we enjoy watching and discussing very quiet and dull sports such as golf. sometimes we talk about all these sad emotional introverts who go around displaying excessive amounts of feelings and telling people they love them and what not and we can't understand what is wrong with them. they seem to get hurt a lot, but it's their own faults for having so many feelings in the first place. if only they just talked about traffic and the weather like us extroverts, they would have no problems. we can't be held responsible for hurting them since we've made it quite clear we only discuss traffic and the weather and have no souls. don't cry. why are you getting so upset? are you having emotions again? you should really end that practice because you're ruining our discussions of traffic and the weather.

The END.

Please do not comment "I'm an extrovert, and I'm offended by this". This is a private rant because I am having a bad day. Leave me alone. k thanks bye