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Trigger Warning. May contain beef

User Profile: David57
David57 May 5th, 2024
Big Beefy Bill the Beef Burger Burglar


Meet big beefy Biff the beef burger burglar

burgling big beefy burgers of beef.

Boldly he burgles the biggest beef burgers
big beefy Biff the biggest meat thief.



He battered and broke in the Big Beefy Burger Bar
burgling burgers in bright broad daylight
biting the best biggest brown buttered breadbuns
bagging the beefiest burgers in sight.



He bit bits of burger and bits of breadbuns
busily biting between and beneath.
From breakfast he battled and binged beef and breadcrumbs
belching big burps that baffled belief.



Big beefy Biff the beed burger burglar
burgling big beefy burgers of beef.
Big beefy Biff the beef burger burglar
Big beefy Biff the beef burger thief.



Paul Cookson
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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@David57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 now that's my kinda poem ❤❤ awsome ❤❤ I love you billy ❤

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David57 OP May 5th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

It's nice to meet others with a love of poetry.

I'm an engineer and such reading material would earn me laughter

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Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@David57 ooo! A engineer. So your a clever one ❤❤ I'm retired, at the age of 23 🙂❤

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David57 OP May 5th, 2024

Then you are the clever one! Maybe. I can’t imagine not working, waiting for death to catch up with me.

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David57 OP May 5th, 2024

You sound interesting. And well done for reaching an important milestone in your life so early. I’m sure you worked hard for it.

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Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@David57 waiting for death to catch you😂😂 great way of looking at it😂😂 nah! I never exactly worked. trigger warning - bad people... The bad people growing up left me half paralysed, a broken spine, they had to amputate my legs and most of my fingers we're cut off. I can't work, I can't look after myself. So I just say I'm retired it's easier😁 ❤❤

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David57 OP May 5th, 2024

Sounds like me some weekends!

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Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@David57 oh dear😂😂😂😂 maybe you should retire too😁 come love in the old folks nursing home with me😁 

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Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 live*

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David57 OP May 5th, 2024

Not ready for that. I danced the night away in Baghdad. That is my destiny

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Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@David57 that sounds great ❤❤ living la vida loca ❤❤

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David57 OP May 5th, 2024

I’m not going to do the usual platitudes as you’ve heard them a thousand times. If ever you want to chat let me know.

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