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User Profile: David57
David57 May 5th, 2024
Big Beefy Bill the Beef Burger Burglar


Meet big beefy Biff the beef burger burglar

burgling big beefy burgers of beef.

Boldly he burgles the biggest beef burgers
big beefy Biff the biggest meat thief.



He battered and broke in the Big Beefy Burger Bar
burgling burgers in bright broad daylight
biting the best biggest brown buttered breadbuns
bagging the beefiest burgers in sight.



He bit bits of burger and bits of breadbuns
busily biting between and beneath.
From breakfast he battled and binged beef and breadcrumbs
belching big burps that baffled belief.



Big beefy Biff the beed burger burglar
burgling big beefy burgers of beef.
Big beefy Biff the beef burger burglar
Big beefy Biff the beef burger thief.



Paul Cookson
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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@David57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 now that's my kinda poem ❤❤ awsome ❤❤ I love you billy ❤

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User Profile: David57
David57 OP May 5th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

It's nice to meet others with a love of poetry.

I'm an engineer and such reading material would earn me laughter

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 5th, 2024

@David57 ooo! A engineer. So your a clever one ❤❤ I'm retired, at the age of 23 🙂❤

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