If a god...

If a god had offered me eturnium,

I would turn it down.

If a god asked me to follow 'em,

I would turn around.

If a god had offered me meaningful life,

I would wall away.

If a god offered me no more strife,

I would be led a stray.

If a god had tempted me with greed,

I would seem ever so peeved.

If I god had tempted me with all I need,

I would leave, for I'd never receive.

If a god offered me happiness,

I would not look at it.

If a god offered me craftiness,

I would not like it one bit.

If a god made me sly,

I wouldn't bat an eye.

If a god made me lie,

I would not cry.

For if a god had offered me anything, he is no god to follow.

For If a god gave me anything, it would not be worthy to swallow.

For when a god tempts fate, he must remember.

I am not one, that is worth living forever.