Fake Reminiscence Thread
Remember when @Tinywhisper11 and I went to Portugal and swam with the sharks? And then we found a huge wooden box underwater?
@jesusredeemedme2425 yeah I remember ❤ and do you remember when we pulled it out of the water into our boat, and there was over 5 million pounds in it🤑 so I pushed you overboard and made a quick getaway😁 awwww good times😌
@Tinywhisper11
I can't remember... Was it like pounds as in money or pounds as in weight???
@jesusredeemedme2425
Also I found you remember? I swim like 1,000,000 miles per hour lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
i can confirm. i was there personally and recorded your swimming speed.
@semisoupynoodle @jesusredeemedme2425 @Tinywhisper11
yeah i remember this i watched the news. it came on the news. y’all are famous 😎
@LoveMyMoonflowers famous and rich🤑🤑 although if the other two ask, just say it was fake money😉
@Tinywhisper11
anything for lola bean 😭😂
@semisoupynoodle
Weren't you the one who grabbed $800 in quarters and tried to lug it down the beach????
@jesusredeemedme2425
EXCUSE ME??????? no. don't use me as a scapegoat for something you did.
@semisoupynoodle
No no, I was the one who tried to pick it up and fell over. :P
@Tinywhisper11 sounds like you alrite 🤣💜
@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂
Yeah yeah and also do you remember that both yall being exposed on the news as famous celebrities because when you were swimming with the sharks, finding boxes and all, somehow your underwears fell off underwater. Remember that? It was good times right 😇😇😊😊
@freshman12
Yooooooo that wasn't me!!!!!! I don't do public nudity XD
Hey I meant your wear fell off and you didn't know it XD
Remember when @freshman12 found a monkey in their kitchen????
Yeah and I named him Marcel xp. Who's kitchen btw 🤔 ?
@freshman12
Yours!
Your beach house, that is.
@freshman12
Isn't Marcel a shell...? With shoes on?? ;)
Took a while to come up with something like that huh XD idk I found it and the name is from Ross pet monkey Marcel from the friends series xp
@freshman12
lol
My Mom just watched Marcel the Shell next to me recently... I caught parts of it. lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
So, back in the day, when I was a paladin, I was in the middle of some sacred quest or whatever, when this beautiful maiden burst out onto her balcony, and she was like "Oh, fair knight! Please save me! Woe is me!" And I was like, "How may I serve you milady?". And she was like "I need someone to text, so I'm gonna need your number, and I need someone to comment my pictures on ***.". And I was like, "Prithee, I have no idea what you speak of", and she was like, "Earth to fair knight, it's the 21st century!"
🤭 (I have no idea where I came up with that)
@Torean
What's a paladin??? lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
Kind of like an especially honorable knight. 😝 I dunno what I was thinking still lol
@Torean
You do seem especially honorable. :)
@jesusredeemedme2425
Lol, maybe. I probably define honorable differently than most paladins though 😜
@Torean
lol how did they define it???
@jesusredeemedme2425
Lol, I dunno, they're usually portrayed as really righteous or really corrupt. I dunno, I'll absolutely be a gentleman, but I feel like "chivalry" is outdated and problematic. Beyond that, I also don't believe in serving without questioning. I kinda feel like knightly honor usually depends on those things. Also, I don't necessarily think dragons need to be slain? Like, I'm all for an epic fight with a massive creature, and saving all the thatched roof cottages from flames, but... I mean, I'd kinda want to hear the dragon's perspective too.
@Torean
How is it outdated and problematic?
What do you mean by serving without questioning?
I agree, we don’t need to kill things <3
So you’re Hiccup? hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425
Heheh, sounds about right 😂
I dunno, I kinda feel like chivalry comes from a time when women were low-key regarded as property by a lot of men. So, I'll open doors and stuff and be like "milady", but it kinda ends there. Besides, I'm more like an antihero who can roleplay a villain a little too well. 🤭
As for following without question, I'm not just going to crusade for a king. I mean, kings have agendas. It would have to be a really good king. I just don't want to interrupt the lives of innocent villages in the name of righteous conquering. And knights weren't always known to be the best dudes. I don't know that I'd really want to hang out with them. I'd totally be up for some jousting and ale maybe.
@Torean
I'm glad you think more highly of women than that. <3
*gasp* you're a secret villain??? O.O
You might die if you joust someone lol
Speaking of jousting, ever heard of Joust????? <3
@jesusredeemedme2425
Yeah, I might be a secret villain. 😈 But I think most of my evil plots definitely have good to them. But then, doesn't that just leverage me for more evil? 🤔😁
Yeah, jousting does seem kinda rough now that I think about it. We used to have this thing at the medieval fair where you try to joust a ring off a tree branch. I think I technically got it once but it fell.
And are you talking about the weird Atari game with birdmen or something like that? 😂 I remember platforms, something to do with eggs, lots of speed and screen looping... But most of all, I remember the sound effects.
@Torean
I KNEW IT!!!!! XD
Hmm… Maybe lol
That’s cheating. Lol
YESSSSS!!! I love that game!!! <3
@jesusredeemedme2425
Lol, I wasn't trying to make it fall. 😂 And honestly that was one of the better Atari games. My favorite was Moon Patrol. The music to that game still slaps. 🤭
@Torean
I immediately thought of Paw Patrol lol! What's Moon Patrol??
@jesusredeemedme2425
Heh, that makes sense.
You're just a car patrolling the moon and getting attacked by aliens. You shoot up (for the aliens) and in front of you for big rocks. You can also jump over those, and then there's pits to jump over. It starts out easy and gets pretty hard
@Torean
Sounds pretty meh to me. lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
Lol, you haven't seen the bubbler aliens or heard the music yet. 😝
@Torean
Bubbler... Aliens????
@jesusredeemedme2425
Yeah, they look like a bunch of bubbles, and they can create pits down below with their shots. So, it's a good thing that your car has a laser that shoots straight up.
Joust FTW <3
Lol, I only played that one a little. Now I'm remembering Jungle Hunt. There was like four levels... In one of them you're swimming and you can punch crocodiles in the face.
That tracks ;)
