If I Were Ruler of the World...
@jesusredeemedme2425
How noble!
I don't really want to rule the world xD but if I was a ruler, I'd want everyone to have access to basic amenities and free healthcare services!🌻
Ooh yes, and normalizing mental health issues and therapy and such <3
@jesusredeemedme2425
Yusss!<3
...I would be a very busy man. And certainly a hated one because my goal would be to solve problems & strengthen civilization, instead of playing the game.
To tell the truth, I doubt I'd last very long as ruler of the world. Sooner or later, someone would cap my a.s.s! 😆
@slowdecline48 and that person would be me😈 mwhahahaa
🥺 You would do that? And ruin my dream of a world at peace, free of hunger & morbid obesity, with a chicken in every pot?...(or a block of tofu, for all the vegans out there)
Not sure how you'd whack me out, considering your physical limitations...now I'm imagining myself getting sniped while making a speech to the public--by a skinny white woman without legs, in a wheelchair. From maybe 700 meters out...good god, what a humiliating way to go. 😂
@slowdecline48
Bruh she'd just run you down with her wheelchair XD Never underestimate the power of Tiny!!!!!!! <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 👀👀👀*pulls grinch smile* 👀👀
@jesusredeemedme2425 @Tinywhisper11
You two proved my point, which is why if I were ruler of the world I'd never leave my base in Brussels (what was formerly the main building for the EU administration) without a thoroughly efficient security detail. 😎 yep...Secret Service-type guys, all in shades & unsmiling, packing heat, kevlar vests on under their suits, etc.
After all, when you're supreme king of planet Earth & you're all about reducing starvation & poverty, spreading reason & clear thinking while rolling back religion & secular mythologies alike, restricting technological development so that people can still be gainfully employed...yeah. Can't do those things without p!ssing someone off.
@slowdecline48 oh you can do those things if you like ❤ doesn't pissss me off ❤ I just like assassinating people from time to time😁😁
@slowdecline48
Tiny should be your Secret Service girl hehe
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂 yes a humiliating death, but you will be remembered forever ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 gets my pee gun ready😎 it's my pisssstol😁😁
@Tinywhisper11
EWWWWWWWWWWW
@jesusredeemedme2425 😁😁😁😁
@jesusredeemedme2425 if I were ruled of the world I'd🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 probably sell my position to a alien 👽😁😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
So you'd sell it to me?? I mean... *cough* Um...
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@Tinywhisper11
You didn't see that. :P
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😎