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Congratulations you now have twins💖

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 15th, 2025

Your twins are exactly alike in every possible way, they are already starting school and you still can't tell them apart 😕 what creative way would you come up with to tell them apart!?!??!😁😁

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User Profile: jacek73
jacek73 March 15th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Buy them different smartphones?

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@jacek73 😂😂😂😂 that might work😂😂 but what if they are clever kids and like to swap their phones to confuse you?!?

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User Profile: jacek73
jacek73 March 16th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

I thought that nowadays people do various things: dye their hair from pink to blue, bungee jump from a bridge, change spouses... But it seems they NEVER lose the grasp of their phones!

If the twins were going to switch their lives... Well, that could mean them leaving their comfort zones and maybe personal growth, so, let them do that 😊 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@jacek73 you would make a great parent💖💖💖 and yes I don't think kids ever put their phones down😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 15th, 2025

Use two different branding irons. 🤪

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@slowdecline48 😮😮😮😮

User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 March 16th, 2025

Slow!!!!! *gives you THE LOOK* lol

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 15th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 OOOh I have got a funny anecdote...Alright, I’m about to drop some personal info… ahh, whatever here it goes! So... I have identical stepbrothers and one time, one of my brothers punched one of my stepbrothers in the face (like the first time they met) and said There, now we can tell them apart… that’ll last for a week (we were all kids, by the way) The funniest part? They already had different hairstyles.. Like you could tell them apart😭


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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 15th, 2025

@azurePond My answer? Dye one of them blue—Avatar style—so even colourblind people can tell them apart!

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@azurePond that's a brilliant idea 😂💖💖

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@azurePond oh no😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 naughty children😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 16th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Well… that’s one way to put it!

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@azurePond 😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 March 16th, 2025

I have to ask… why did he punch him right after they met???

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂 they were little trouble makers


User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 16th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 Thats how Neanderthals communicate… I dont even know—one minute they were all talking and playin....and then it just happened. Then they all laughed..like IDK!

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 March 16th, 2025

Boys are weird XD

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 17th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 yes-your-honour-carol.gif

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown March 15th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Different hair color and styles, different clothes, different voices, different skills/talents, different personalities, everything different, nothing same between them besides being born at the same time making them twins. Other than that they’re different in every way. I may even make one look or act like a boy or girl depending on what their actual genders are 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 15th, 2025

@akunknown Introduce them to two different aesthetics - one preppy and another goth

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown March 15th, 2025

@azurePond

Good idea ❤️ but I think I’ll keep the goth and replace the preppy idea with a rebellious vigilante who can hold their own 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@akunknown 😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@azurePond that's good! unless they are naughty but smart kids, who change clothes and styles to play pranks on you😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@akunknown 😂😂😂 great ideas😂😂😂

User Profile: jacek73
jacek73 March 16th, 2025

@akunknown

Funny, but one of the most popular TV series for kids in my childhood was the one about Tomek and Tosia (something like Tom and Tony), a boy and a girl twins, who swapped their roles, hairstyles and clothes to confuse the adults. But the girl was easy to recognise by her softer attitude to things and more high-pitched voice.

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight March 15th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Tell one of them a random that they are my favourite and then look out for that magical sparkle of resentment in the other ones eye to tell them apart.

Let one stay up really, really late whilst letting them gorge on sugary goodies-identify that one by the zombified look on their features the next day (and possibly the trail of vomit).

Tell them that Santa is going deaf and so they need to shout out their name every time they meet someone in case it is Santa on a reconnaissance mission working on the naughty/nice list.

Tell them that each of my hands is reserved especially for holding theirs....and that if they hold the wrong one my arms will fall off. Then convince them that arms falling off makes their favourite toy disappear forever (for if compassion wont sway them, loss of stuff might).

Warn them that if no-one knows which is which, they will only get half as many presents on birthdays as everyone will assume they are one person.

*Smiles* But of course Bastion would never do any of these things. I would much rather prefer to encourage them to keep bamboozling everyone as to which of them is which. 


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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@BastionKnight 👏👏 I was gonna say they were genius ideas and you'd be a greatttt dad. Until I read the last paragraph😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight March 16th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Ah, drat. I failed the test then? Well I shall stop scanning the horizon for storks and looking under gooseberry bushes for the time being then.

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@BastionKnight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  you would make a awsome dad💖😁

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BastionKnight March 16th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

*Smiles*

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond March 16th, 2025

@BastionKnight thanks-awesome.gif

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BastionKnight March 16th, 2025

@azurePond

*Grins*

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User Profile: 7Bear7
7Bear7 March 16th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Use those washable fake tattoos that last a couple days.

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User Profile: 7Bear7
7Bear7 March 16th, 2025

@7Bear7

Let them each pick a design they like pretty good. Ya know?


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2025

@7Bear7 they do look pretty cool😁 and that's a great idea😁😁😁😁

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