I can never find a good hallmark card for ...........??
@Tinywhisper11 I can never find a good hallmark card for.. Congratulating a friend on their new nose job
😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I can never find a good hallmark card for... Saying Sorry I couldn't attend your wedding🙁 but don't worry I'll come to the next one😁
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@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Whats a Hallmark card? A greeting card? Id say even the cliché ones for birthdays, father's day, mother's day, women's day, valentine's day and even Christmas... don’t sit right with me. They’re overflowing with positivity and gratitude—things like... "Thank you for accepting me just as I am and always being there for me" ... "I will always remember you with a smile on my face".... "you are the light of my life"... :-I
@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂 fair enough so you want sad greeting cards😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Yes!! I want something like-
"You were horrible to me most of the time... sometimes, you were bearable. But I’m sending you this card because, once, you did something—knowingly or unknowingly—that helped me. I don’t hate you but I do dislike you. Happy Christmas. May you get the Christmas you deserve!"
…This is why I send handwritten cards—you know, plain white ones with a gift attached
@azurePond yep! Making your own cards would be good idea for you😂😂 we can start out own greeting cards buisness😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 please dont encourage me😂😂
@azurePond
Maybe it could be called "Greetin Kairds"?
(You will have to imagine it said in a Glaswegian accent)
Greetin is slang for crying/weeping btw
@BastionKnight Should I capitalise on people's trauma??,...* Realizes that’s basically how insurance works* .... 🤔 But hey, that name is too perfect to waste—maybe I’ll start a philanthropic venture of free Greetin Kairds instead!
@azurePond me and Bastion are gonna be your co. Partners💖💖
@Tinywhisper11 Yes and I have a business model ready ! So basically...what we're going to do is make free greeting cards—named Greetin Kairds. We are going to license our designs. they’re custom so no one else can replicate them. If they want to copy then they’ll have to pay us a fee. Licensing is easy money without having to work for it. Our revenue will come from two sources---
1. Freemium Model – Customers can get standard greeting cards for free but if they want a personalized card. They pay a fee. And these premium cards will have an aspirational branding and marketing.
2, Data Collection – We will collect customer data (not social security numbers or anything shady) like full names, emails and a questionnaire on preferences. We can sell that data on the black market for revenue (kidding... unless?) and also use it to target customers for our other businesses Azure Scents and Globe Pizza... keeping the cards free and self sustaining. Tinywhisper will be in charge of the the questionnaires and data section. Sir Knight will handle customization of cards, designing messages, coats of arms(if required) and all the Premium card stuff. This is going to be epic! 3. Also once in a while we will do a lottery and the unlucky winner will get one year free subscription of the premium stuff (but we will get more access to their data)
Hail Socia(capitalism)lism! Free cards for everyone...
@azurePond that sounds like toooo much hard work😩😩 can't we just sell parts to the black market and get rich quicker!?? By parts I mean the basement bodies😎
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So I double checked, and apparently I can get about £7.50 in scrap metal rates, and about 77p for the rest of me. Wahoo! Luxury living here we come! Just think of all the amazing things we three can achieve once we have that magnificent haul reinvested!
@BastionKnight Don’t worry... we’ll issue bonds and beg— legally of course. And if we need startup capital... I can always "take a loan" from my baby brother’s piggy bank. He’s loaded!
@Tinywhisper11 That's illegal, messy and waaaay too much hassle…also... ewww all that blood. Let’s just sell data—it pays better and takes way less effort. Just look at Zuckerberg—he’s rich
@azurePond
*Starts ripping out pages from calendars with hurried excitement at the thought of imminent riches, then pauses*
....OH DatA!...drat, I thought I January through to June might have at least bought us all a palace each.
@BastionKnight @azurepond ok ok, I'm in😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I really need to go poop. Be right back 💖
@BastionKnight Palaces are a money pit... Bastion Knight—too much upkeep unless you inherited one. Go for real estate instead... preferably heritage resorts (not that I’m one to give financial advice…I’m so broke I’m eyeing a 5 year old's piggy bank. Just the poetic musings of someone very much not a financial expert)
A good price ;)
@GreenLime3141 😂😂😂😂😂 that's very true😂😂😂
Thank you
...someone who just got a b00b job. (_°_|_°_)
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂 you learnt how to draw on your keypad
@Tinywhisper11 Are you so surprised? 😆😏
@slowdecline48 no, no I'm not
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I can never find a good hallmark card for Say no to clothes.
@WonNone Oh you can find it at the intersection of the sustainability and minimalism aisles. You're welcome.
@azurePond 😂😂😂
@WonNone really!?!? I have several in my desk
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I hope u following it😭
@WonNone 😂😂😂😂 of cours I am😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I can never find a good hallmark card for… Congratulations on a successful colonoscopy!
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂 yeah let's never hope they make those cards😂😂😂😂