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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 March 2nd, 2025

You apply to be a part of The Avengers but are rejected because your superpower is kind of boring. What is it? 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 4th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 being able to out sleep a sloth😎😁

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 4th, 2025

Ooh i Can do that too ;)

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 4th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 yaaaaaay! Twin powers😁😁💖

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 4th, 2025

I can move at twice the speed of a normal human athlete. Just 2×, that's it.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 4th, 2025

I Can move at like 1/4 the speed XD

User Profile: GreenLime3141
GreenLime3141 March 6th, 2025

I hereby declare that you, whoever you are, are a hilarious person.

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 6th, 2025

@GreenLime3141 Thanks. I inherited that from my father...he was a comic genius, when he wanted to be.

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User Profile: GreenLime3141
GreenLime3141 March 6th, 2025

Breaking pencils in half with one hand

User Profile: GreenLime3141
GreenLime3141 March 6th, 2025

Can I do two?

My second one is the ability to always see over everybody’s heads in a crowd.

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 6th, 2025

@GreenLime3141 When the kids formed their teams for basketball you were always picked first, weren't you?...

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 6th, 2025

Prolly lol

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing March 9th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 Pancake-man, the ability to make endless pancakes

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 9th, 2025

Make me some??? I’m hungry lol

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing March 10th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 Pumpkin spiced ones with chocolate chips in them :)

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 10th, 2025

Ew no pumpkin spice XD I also can’t eat chocolate:( Got any alternatives??? Lol

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User Profile: Raahee
Raahee March 9th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425

Doing nothing 

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 9th, 2025

That’s my superpower too!!! XD

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas April 25th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 I can repel people like at super speed when I start talking about myself! 


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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP April 25th, 2025

Pfft not even <3

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