🎅 Santa Claus needs your help???🎅🎅
With coal now being to expensive to leave the naughty children in their stockings, santa needs to come up with a cheaper option quickly!!!!!! Can you help santa??
@Tinywhisper11 if it was up to me I'd probably leave the naughty children sprouts in their stockings
That'll teach them😈
I think rocks are a cheaper option. They are lots of them, all over the place, and he can just pick them up along the way.
@CyclingThroughLife that's good thinking🤔🤔🤔 but their naughty children so might smash Windows🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 nope! Your gonna have to think of something else🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Tinywhisper11
I think I got reindeer poop candy in my stocking every year. And every year, the grown-ups laughed and joked about it as if they hadn't been seeing it every year... 😅 I didn't even really like it that much, so maybe that could work.
I like the idea of using rainbow poop candy
@Torean there's a rainbow poop candy??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's a awsome suggestion😂😂😂😂
NFTs.
...or dog t*rds. T*rds in general would work. Santa can find plenty of 'em, especially in places where Muscovy ducks have landed & started breeding colonies. They s*** all over the place. I can discuss this with some depth, as those flying rats from the north have occupied the apartment complex I am in for most of the year now.
@slowdecline48 oh no😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 maybe you've been very naughty this year😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 possibly reindeer poop would be a good idea for santa. 🤔🤔🤔 or elf poop🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Naughty"? Me? Good heavens, no. 😌 ...I was a choir boy in church, never once talked back to my parents & always kept my hands to myself whenever I took a girl out on a date.
(If you believe that 💩, you'll believe anything)
@slowdecline48 😮😮 adds your name in capitals to the naughty list, with a sidenote naughty list for life😁😁😁merry Christmas ❤
