🎅 Santa Claus needs your help???🎅🎅
With coal now being to expensive to leave the naughty children in their stockings, santa needs to come up with a cheaper option quickly!!!!!! Can you help santa??
@Tinywhisper11 if it was up to me I'd probably leave the naughty children sprouts in their stockings
That'll teach them😈
@Tinywhisper11
I think I got reindeer poop candy in my stocking every year. And every year, the grown-ups laughed and joked about it as if they hadn't been seeing it every year... 😅 I didn't even really like it that much, so maybe that could work.
I like the idea of using rainbow poop candy
NFTs.
...or dog t*rds. T*rds in general would work. Santa can find plenty of 'em, especially in places where Muscovy ducks have landed & started breeding colonies. They s*** all over the place. I can discuss this with some depth, as those flying rats from the north have occupied the apartment complex I am in for most of the year now.