🎅 Santa is stuck up the chimney😱 how are you gonna help santa get out????🎅
@Tinywhisper11
step 1. Pull down all the Christmas lights
2. wrap one end around Santa’s foot
3. tie the other end to Santa’s sleigh
4. get in sleigh, grasp thr rains and loudly say “yawww!”
5. Take phone out of pocket and say, Seri give me flying directions to Ice Cream Island
😂😂😂
@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂😂 awsome, can we steal Santa's presents when you get to my island??? Cause let's face it neither of us is ever gonna get on the nice list. And I don't think you shout yawwwww to reindeers. I think it's run run rudolph
@Tinywhisper11 You mean I go through all the trouble to save Santa and take him to your awesome island and we still don’t get the presents as a reward? And we’re still on his naughty list? 😌 I guess it’s all hypothetical anyway, I’d be stuck on that roof yelling “yawww” and the rain deer would just be like, “What is yawww?” Then I’d call 911 and tell them to come quick because Santa is stuck and they would be like, “ok honey put your mama on the phone” and I’d be like, “no really, it really is Santa and he needs help” and after 12 hours of being stuck Santa would be resentful that I didn’t try to save home with my original plan and so I’d still be on the naughty list 😭😭😭😢
oh well, there is a lesson in all of this and that is - rain deer don’t respond to “yawwww” 😂
@FlatenedByLife
reading this really cracked me up 😭🤣
@FlatenedByLife you didn't shout run rudolph run!?!!!?! Damnit! And no I never got on the nice list I tried but I was influenced by you!!!!! Ok calm down we can solve this🤔🤔 light a fire try smoke him out
@Tinywhisper11 😂 that will teach him not to put us on the naughty list 😂😂😂😂
@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 would tell him that dinner is ready. He would jump right out 😄
@sadcat13
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@sadcat13 😂😂😂😂😂😂 great plan 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
Clearly they need to throw down more presents until it knocks him loose. The family will just have to accept that they get extra presents this year. 😁
@Torean 😮😮😮😮😮 I really really hope Santa gets stuck in my chimney this year.... What a brilliant evil plan😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Inspire him to not give up by playing epic phonk music, then he'll become sigma santa. 🗿🗿🗿🗿
@randomdude34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂awsome ❤😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 have a great Christmas 💯
@Tinywhisper11
i don’t have a chimney 🤔
@LoveMyMoonflowers 😂😂😂 oh how does santa get in???? But hypothetically (yep! I just used a big word😁) what would you do if you did have a chimney and Santa was stuck??
@Tinywhisper11
if santa was stuck i would call the police 🤔 and tell them there’s a guy who looks like santa in my chimney, and they would think he’s a burglar or something. they’d pull him out of the chimney, somehow. that’s for them to figure out 😭 santa would then get arrested and i would be able to have all the presents 🎁 and i would travel the world and give them away to every child in the world :D
but don’t worry santa is santa, he’s very smart so he would escape and go back to the north pole. mrs. claus would be very relieved to see him and they would live happily ever after. except the next year i end up on the list of naughty kids 😞 but i would travel to the north pole then 🤔 just when santa’s preparing the gifts for delivery. and then i would tell him about everything i did on his behalf 🥺 about how i delivered the previous year’s presents 🥺 and santa would be very grateful. then i wouldn’t be on the naughty list anymore 😁 and i’d be promoted 😎
see i have everything figured out it just took me a few days to come up with that xD
@LoveMyMoonflowers 😂😂 this would story would make a awsome kids book idea🤔🤔🤔 steals your idea, and sells it for millions🤑🤑
@Tinywhisper11
go ahead 😂 it might become a movie after the book becomes a bestseller too 🤔
@LoveMyMoonflowers dw I'm not a grinch, you get 25% of all profits I make😁 your welcome
@Tinywhisper11
awwe 25% sounds good 🌈 thank you lola bean 💕 hehe.
@Tinywhisper11
hmmmm
ok three options, wait no 4
1. Dynamite
2. Throw jeffy in there and make him magic chew the chimney
3. Jump on him til he pops out
4. Carefully and cautiously close my fireplace, whistling, then run out of my door and blame the neighbors
@Bunnylovesyou 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all great answers.😂😂😂😂 dynamite haha! That sounds like something I might do 😈 don't throw jeffy in there😂😂 he'll get a bad tummy. Oh I wish I wasn't in a chair ♿ so I could jump on his head too😂😂😂😂😂😂 but yeah! If you want to stay on Santa's nice list, then option 4 would be best😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
i agree, i love me some dynamite. and i like being naughty >:0 ew that sounded weird i just mean i am the queen of naughty aha
@Bunnylovesyou yep the wicked villain bunnicuals and her faithful sidekick jeffy the naughty😁😁
@Tinywhisper11
Yessss!! but dont worry, i wont be mean to my friends
@Bunnylovesyou
the fourth option is the best 😭🤣
@Tinywhisper11
I would leave santa in the chimney, and go deliver the presents myself so I can see the whole world in one night lol
@passionateThinker3248 oooo good answer ❤ can I come too??
@Tinywhisper11 You can definitely come, we can share the milk and cookies too
@passionateThinker3248 yaaaay! I'm gonna wear everything I own and all my blankets, it's gonna be cold flying through the sky🤔🤔🤔 maybe we could light a campfire in the sleigh to keep warm😁 do we get to keep lots of presents for our selves???
@Tinywhisper11 share some blankets with me, it will be very cold probably. Yeah you deserve extra presents for sure. A new idea we let Santa retire and we take over christhmas duties from now on lol
@passionateThinker3248 yaaaay! We would make great santa juniors😁❤ great plan ❤
@Tinywhisper11 We will be great Santa juniors for sure. Also I appreciate these threads you create and your playful demeanor. I often come here when I'm sad and these make me smile for a moment when I'm sad. So thank you for being you and brightening so many of our days
@passionateThinker3248 aww that was kind of you to say ❤❤❤ my arms will stay open for constant giant festive tiny hugs, whenever you feel sad, or just need a hug. Merry Christmas sweetie ❤❤
@Tinywhisper11 Thank you and same for you too 🤗, Merry Christmas
Even if I tell Santa not to eat cookies , Mrs Claus already feed him good food too lol. I will message Mrs Claus about it then I’ll call Fire Dept to help him out there lol.
@AnnaBanana06 nooo! You can't call for backup, the police and newspapers would also show up, and Santa would be very embarrassed🤔🤔🤔 maybe you could use a large toilet plunger
@Tinywhisper11 Oh I’m stuck big plunger to his bum or pour coconut oil in chimney wall so he slid down lol... anything possible lol
@AnnaBanana06 do the plunger one first, it'll be more fun😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 yes plunger first then pour coconut oil so I could pull him down the chimney wall lol....
Wait a gosh darn minute! When has Santa not been chunky? His weight should never be the first thing people assume! How dare you fat shame the man!
Is he not an expert of getting in even the most secure homes with or without a chimney? 🤔 Exactly what is it about THIS particular chimney that got Santa stuck? Enquiring minds want to know! Was it a trap? An international conspiracy against the jolly St. Nick? The Grinch’s revenge against little Cindy Lou Who? The question shouldn’t be how do we get him out, it should be how did he get stuck in the first place⁉️
@FlatenedByLife I agree no fat shaming!!! It's not big and it's not clever. Poor old fat santa Claus😂😂😂😂
ok so here's the truth for everyone out there to know. FlattenedByLife is actually the grinch, (plot twist) who is also Santa's biological sibling. Jealous of Santa's fatness, flattened aka, grinch.. Purposely built a chimney to get santa stuck 😮😮 now santa has no choice other than to get thinner till he can squeeze his way out. Meanwhile flattened aka Santa's biological sibling, is going around all the houses leaving nothing but empty fridges and crumbs
There now the truth is out there
@Tinywhisper11
you and @flatenedBylife have killed me with laughter, yall are too much
@Tinywhisper11 😊😂😊😂x1000000 awesome plot twist Tiny! ❤️❤️❤️
It’s true, everything Tiny has said is true! 😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😢😢
Mom always liked Santa better. I actually started the family business. Making all the toys myself and doing world wide deliveries from in my pickup truck. I’d come home exhausted and Santa was just sitting on his big fat but doing nothing. Then I got sick and Santa had to take over. Dude had no clue how to make toys and he didn’t even know how to drive - the looser! So what does he do? He enslaved some little people that lived in a village back around the south ice burg there. Then he steals the little peoples rain deer and magic sleigh! What a looser!
so yeah, I did it! I’m glad Santa is stuck! Could be I put green super glue in that there chimney
🎶 ho ho ho he stuck in there forever ho ho ho
@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I believe you have alot to tell your therapist.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put cookies on the roof 😂
@Negative2Positive nom nom 😋 thanks they were delicious😁 now what's your plan to get santa unstuck????
Cover him in olive oil and start the furnace 😂
@Negative2Positive olive oil? Furnace?? Are you gonna cook santa for xmas dinner😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 that's despicable😮😮😮outrageous😮😮😮😮 what time is dinner? Am I invited??
9:30 sharp, absolutely 😁
