Story Challenge!
Give a topic to the person below you, and the next person has to write a short story about it! Silly or serious, any genre (please no horror/scary stuff, because it may trigger some of us), your call! Be as creative as you want! <3
@azurePond
@Tinywhisper11
@Torean
@PineTreeTree
@easyScarf7950
Someone start us off! Give us a topic <3
The first one is guinea pigs taking over the world
That gives me The Bad Guys/DC League of Superpets vibes <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 So...does Pinetree have to write about this? I'm new to writing challenges... 😅
No no no, the next person who feels like writing a story does. Not just people who are tagged lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 oh ok..thank you!
@jesusredeemedme2425 guinea pigs taking over the world
Fluffball and princess fluffybutt were really bored, so they escaped from their cage and went to the seaside. Their trip was spoiled when a shark attack on the shore happened😱 fluffbal and princess fluffybutt (being the hero's they naturally are) stepped in and ate the shark. Theese 2 little guinea pigs now had a taste for sharks, and went travelling the world eating all the sharks, till the sharks became extinct. Fluffball and princess fluffybutt were praised by all humans and now they were both crowned queens of the world😁 buttt.. With no sharks, fish became overpopulated so there was less algae for fish to eat, so fish started to die out, then bears and other animals who eat fish, also started dieing out, which kept going through animals and finally humans.... Until everything was extinct..... Do not need with the food chain people😱😱😱
@Tinywhisper11 I am scared of Guinea pigs now....thanks!😭😭
@azurePond
@jesusredeemedme2425 next story ..... The very peculiar llama
@Tinywhisper11 The very peculiar Llama Llyod
Lloyd the Llama’s TEDxBarnyard talk went viral overnight. His mantra?....Spit your truth. Literally.
Clad in a bedazzled collar and Gucci saddlebags,Lloyd preached #llamapreneurship to his 10 million LlamaKiloGram followers. “Grass eaters stay mediocre' he’d snort while pacing hologram stages. “Real alpha llamas spit mediocrity in the face” His merch line.... Spitfire Energy Pellets sold out in llama seconds— despite being repackaged raisin bran.
But Lloyd’s empire began to unravel at the Peak Grind Summit (sponsored by a suspiciously unnamed energy drink -Was it the bulls ultimate conspirancy to end this bulls!!t llama spits?) During a live demo of his Zen Spit Meditation Technique... Lloyd aimed a dramatic spit at a symbolic wall of haters. Tragically his aim was….llama-ble. The glob hit a power strip, frying the entire stages Wi Fi. The livestream died as smoke billowed and influencers screamed.
The clip #SpitGate #LameLLama trended for weeks. Memes depicted Lloyd as a #LameLambda (worse than a beta and a gamma). Sponsors fled. His agent... a mountain goat with a goatee named Greg groaned about cancel culture and conspiracies of Herd mentality.
Broken but not beaten Lloyd retired to a quiet alpaca farm in Machu Pichu. He now hosts a podcast...“Munch Meditations - where he munches kale stoically and whispers “maybe… just be the grass"
But in my opinion, maybe… Lloyd should go touch grass first instead!
(Llyod Llama is fictional...NOT ANDREW TATE)
Next topic - Customer service line to the universe
@azurePond 👏👏👏 that was definitely a strange peculiar llama 👏👏👏
Customer Line to the Universe
"...customer service, how can I help you?
"Ok, my first question, is how am I a customer? I didn't pay for this!"
"Oh, excellent question, you don't pay with money, you're providing for us just by being there."
"What cause!? And why does it feel like we don't have a choice in this."
"Our cause is keeping a functional world, but you have choices all the time. You're what we call one of our 'visitors'. All my metrics show that you're having a very good time here overall."
"Ok, well I have a grievance. This functional world isn't so great. There's a lot of problems here."
"We can put you on our World Transfer waiting list. You'd currently be 3,875,489,287th in line."
"How long is that going to take?"
"Well, usually it takes about a year for someone to make the transfer, but most of those numbers can just trade places. I'm guessing that currently... It might take just a few hundred years over 25,000."
"You know what? Nevermind. Can I just take my business elsewhere?"
"We aren't able to answer that, but we have no other competitors in the known universe."
"Ok, fine. This is giving me a headache. Can I at least know why we exist at all?"
"Please hold as I transfer you to the FAQ automated line."
*Customer waits as Just Dance by Lady Gaga plays, and is suddenly interrupted by an advertisement*
"Does your life seem to take a lifetime sometimes? What if you could wake up every day feeling like your best self? Here at-"
*The ad is interrupted by the automated line message*
"There are currently a multitude of customers ahead of you in line. Estimated wait time is currently incalculable. If you would like to leave a message, please say "message". Otherwise, please hold on the line and an automated non-entity will be with you as soon-"
*The line message is interrupted by the automated service*
"Welcome to the automated service line. We appreciate your feedback. How likely would you be to recommend the entire universe to a friend? Please press a number 1 through 9, 1 being 'I would not recommend to my worst enemy' and 9 being-"
*Another interruption*
"We're sorry, we are experiencing too many calls at this time. Your call is very unimportant to us in the grand scheme of things." *Call is ended abruptly*
Oh, next story...
Next story should be about a superhero that is oblivious to crimes around him that he could be stopping.
@Torean This is AMAZING!!—hilarious! Absolutely amazing! I fell off my bed reading this (no hazards). The Just Dance addition was really good..... as well as the advertisements.. the word choice - non entity.....also the Your call is unimportant in the grand scheme of things line—bravo! Laughs in existential dread.
@Torean 😂😂😂😂 I'm glad I never have to use a phone😂😂😂😂
How come?
@jesusredeemedme2425 I'm not allowed to have my own phone, I use a tablet computer thingy😁 I don't know anyone to phone anyways
You have a toy I don’t have hehe
Boosting :)