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What's the funniest slip of the tongue you've ever made?

User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora June 20th, 2025

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User Profile: stormieandpaws
stormieandpaws June 21st, 2025

@BlueDarkAurora

was young and parents belonged to a foos co op well there was 5 big bags of puffs in the cart a sale person said to us you must really like them. us being honest said no mom getting them for other. parents got kicked out of the co op as one of the rules was you could not buy for others with your membership we got in big trouble for being honest

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora OP June 21st, 2025

@stormieandpaws oh no, I'm so sorry that happened 💙 You were just being honest.

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User Profile: stormieandpaws
stormieandpaws June 21st, 2025

@BlueDarkAurora

thank but was not to be honest later in life as a 15yr old almost got kicked out by dad he stated we was to honest and out of touch with reality partly due to our faith but also due to we cared about others did not believe the lies he told us too

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora OP June 21st, 2025

@stormieandpaws That's unfair. It's admirable that you stayed true to your values 💙 Sometimes life puts us in situations where we have to sacrifice one thing or another just to survive and that's okay.

You didn't deserve such harsh treatment, especially from a parent.

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User Profile: stormieandpaws
stormieandpaws June 21st, 2025

@BlueDarkAurora

thanks kinda was normal for them to reacted in that way right up until we moved 8yr ago. they ever put us in middle of their fighting a lot even as a child. freedom came when we move from the abuse and so much more.

we learned from very young  age that many things in life unfair but that not mean you try to please others and let go of what you believe in. that just means to be true to your personal beliefs not let others change them. we after move learning it ok to be who we be

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora OP June 22nd, 2025

@stormieandpaws I'm so glad you moved away from all that negativity and abuse 💙 It's a tough lesson to learn at a young age, something no one, especially kids, should have to go through. 

What you said about holding onto your beliefs is so true. You really are a brave soul and it's definitely okay to be who you are 💙

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond June 23rd, 2025

@BlueDarkAurora It was not even funny, my soul left my body that time...that one time my friend tried teaching me a certain language and we said a word that unfortunately sounds like a slur in English… A lady walking by gave us the death stare and we were both like, “No no no! we didnt mean that , we swear!” 😭

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora OP June 23rd, 2025

@azurePond it is funny xD hehe 

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond June 23rd, 2025

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora OP June 23rd, 2025

@azurePond 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 June 23rd, 2025

@azurePond haha! Unlucky😂😂

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond June 24th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 😭😭😭😭

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 July 1st, 2025

I think… I know what word you’re talking about. Was it Chinese???

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User Profile: SerenityLight
SerenityLight June 23rd, 2025

A long time ago, I was sleeping at my friend's house, and I am not a morning person. So, she was talking to me to wake me up and I thought I said, " I hate waking up, leave me alone"...but she said that I actually said, " I hate waking up alone". There was a guy at her house that liked me and she told him what I said. I was so embarrassed and for the record, I did not like him other than a friend. She kept harassing me about it for years LOL

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 June 23rd, 2025

@SerenityLight 😂😂😂😂

User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora OP June 24th, 2025

@SerenityLight oh noo she went and told me xD That's evil lol 

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora OP June 24th, 2025

@BlueDarkAurora him* @_@ me?

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