What would be the worst thing that could happen in a date??
* light hearted topic, please be mindful*
Deal breaker, what would be the worst thing that could happen in a date. Perhaps something they or you said/asked. Or maybe something just outright embarrassing??
@Tinywhisper11 my date to go and use the restroom, then comes out, finds a member of staff and this conversation takes place. ..
Date "excuse me miss there is no toilet paper in the restroom, can I please have some?"
Staff member * yells on the top of her voice* "OMG! Are you serious!!!"
date " ok ok no need to make a scene"
Then my date waddles back into the restroom with his trousers and underwear around his ankles
Me turns red with embarrassment.. Date over
Date FARTS LIKE A HIPPO and then runs away laughing maniacally XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*date over*
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s absolutely something you would do hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jesusredeemedme2425 See, I can do that. But if I did on a date, I'd just say "Sorry, I have mutant intestines. *whispering* Don't tell anyone from the UN about it--I'm a walking violation of the Geneva Convention rules."
@Tinywhisper11 Maybe finding out they were gay or something lol. Oh i've been really sick lately so I haven't had the strength to message much, sorry.
@genericbeing yep finding out their gay
*date over* 😂😂😂😂
me too🙁 I've hardly been here for a couple of days, I think I'm coming down with a cold or something😥 hugs you tightly ❤ I hope you feel better soon ❤
@Tinywhisper11 I have a fever, chills, a cold, a sore throat, its like mini covid. I hope you get better. :)
@genericbeing ohhhh! You should ring your doctor *pulls worried face*
@Tinywhisper11 I'll be okay, thanks for the concern Tiny :)
@genericbeing ❤❤
@Tinywhisper11 if they admit to owning 50 cats
For me, it would be something like this: my date has one drink too much but neither of us know it right away. In the middle of it, maybe after a great dinner, the night is still young... We move in close to each other. My arms go around her; hers go around me. We're both in the mood for a little action. I go for the kiss--
Her stomach goes haywire. She projectile-vomits.
@slowdecline48 ewwwwwww😝😝
*date over*
@Tinywhisper11 My shirt would be over, too... 🤮 🤦🏼♂️
@slowdecline48 ewwww! Yeah then shower 50 times. That should be enough😂😂😂😂😂
My date shows up with blue hair, horn-rimmed glasses, an RBF* & opens the convo with "I just got here after attending a lecture about the patriarchal nature of blue jeans. As usual, Professor Radcliffe was amazing" in a nasal tone with a West Coast accent. Yeah...date over.
*RBF = acronym for Resting B***h Face
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*date over*
My date shows up with a keffiyeh draped around her neck, an angry attitude & carrying a protest sign...that would be horrible. Automatic date over.
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
Had to google that.
The keffiyeh or kufiyyeh (Arabic: كُوفِيَّة, romanized: kūfiyya, lit. 'coif'), also known in Arabic as a hattah (حَطَّة, ḥaṭṭa), is a traditional headdress worn by men from parts of the Middle East. It is fashioned from a square scarf, and is usually made of cotton.
@jesusredeemedme2425 In the US & other western countries, that's just part of the definition. Am not gonna explain any further because political stuff.
@jesusredeemedme2425 ohhhhh. I didn't understand what he meant either ❤
My date flips the little silver cross out from under her shirt & cheerfully invites me to her "Bible study" group.* Sorry, babe...date over. You might be a nice girl, but you're not gonna hijack my brain.
*I've had bad experiences with Bible study groups. Plus nothing that happens in them qualifies as "studying", at least not any kind that I recognize as such.
@slowdecline48 you really need to start picking different women😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*date over*
@Tinywhisper11 😂 This is why I'm still a bachelor...
@slowdecline48
Welp, you wouldn't like me then. XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😄 As a friend I might...who knows? We've never met or talked in person. But for romance? No, dear...no doubt you're nice, but inter-religious couples usually don't last too long. Look at it like this: it goes both ways. my Jewishness would probably get on your nerves after awhile. 😏
How so?
Rather than explaining, here's a couple suggestions:
- Watch any of Woody Allen's movies starring himself.
- Watch Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy. Not the sitcom named after him, just his stage work.
....now, think about what it would be like to live with such a man.
@slowdecline48
...he's not even funny... XD
Which one, Allen or Seinfeld? 😂
@jesusredeemedme2425 lol I'm in the same boat then
@Tinywhisper11🙂🍦 I think the candle light 😅 fall and place catches fire easily on a cendle light dinner 🔥
@BelovedMe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*date over* or perhaps date in the hospital😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 if he starts the date by speaking in clingon😂😂😂
*date over*
@Tinywhisper11
*Klingon hehe
I wouldn't even recognize it tbh lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 neither would i tbh😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I take it you're not a Star Trek fan. 😏
@slowdecline48 I've never seen it, so I'm not not a fan eithet
I’m a closet Trekkie, ngl. Lol
But like on a VERY minor level. Like, I find it intriguing but I’m not a massive fan, yk?
