Xmas jokes🎅🎅😂😂
I just lost a bid for dancer and prancer on eBay🙁😥 they were just two damn! Deer🙁
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Got any xmas jokes you want to share?????
@Tinywhisper11 I got 2 front teeth as a early xmas present😁 I have no idea who they belong to though 🤷♀️
@Tinywhisper11 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 to all those people that received a book from me as your Xmas present. Please note they are due back at the library on xmas eve.. Thankyou
@Tinywhisper11 I live in a carehome, and I'm sure everyone here hates xmas🙁 everytime I wish someone a merry Christmas they get so angry🙁🙁 it doesn't seem to matter if I greet them over or under the toilet door😥
@Tinywhisper11 do you know why people write xmas??
It's Cause they don't know how to spell christmers
@Tinywhisper11 ha no way :O it's so easy to spell Critmashs *-*
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yep so easy😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 "Christmas" is a word for people who can't spell Chanukkah. ✡️ 😏
@Tinywhisper11 merry drunk, I'm xmas😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 I'm going to see the nutcracker on Saturday😁😁 my partners mum... Not the play
@Tinywhisper11 I wanted to get my friends daughter a present for xmas, her mum said she loved frozen... So I bought her a bag of peas😁😁 I hope she likes it😁😁
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“Gravely bells gravely bells. Cemeteries all the way. Oh thank God they’re finally gone. It’s sooo about time. YAY!”
Not really a joke. Sorry. Having two unhappy nights thanks to my toxic fam members. I’m typically more happier and upbeat and all that.
@akunknown it's ok sweetie, we can't all be as funny as me😁😁❤
@akunknown You could always arrange for a couple unfortunate accidents... *grinning, rubbing hands together*
@Tinywhisper11 I really want to get on Santa's nice list this year 🤔🤔 does being good at being naughty count as being good??
Yes. 😎
@Tinywhisper11 guess what everyone!!! @mytwistedsoul decorated his tree with tampons for the festive period😮😮😮😮
@Tinywhisper11 Too bad they only seem to come in one color 😬
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂