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Tinywhisper11 December 14th, 2024

I just lost a bid for dancer and prancer on eBay🙁😥 they were just two damn! Deer🙁

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Got any xmas jokes you want to share?????

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 15th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 I dated a Eskimo once😎 but one freezing cold night.. I broke it off🙁..... Oops!

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 I saw frosty going through the carrots at the grocery store.... He was picking his nose😮😮😮😮

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mytwistedsoul December 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Cute 😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 ohhh nooo! I got frost bite🙁 stupid frozen zombies

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mytwistedsoul December 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 16th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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mytwistedsoul December 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 cross-mouse cards! 😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 16th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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mytwistedsoul December 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 16th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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mytwistedsoul December 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Their balls are just ornamental😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ohhh dear😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 I was hoping it wasn't too crude tbh 😅

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul it's fine😂😂😂😂😂😂 hopefully No one will read it😂😂😂😂

Heyyy! Everyone read souls joke😏

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 😳 😂😂

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mytwistedsoul December 16th, 2024

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul I knnowwwww this one😁😁😁😁 nothing! It was on the house😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 gobbles the turkey has passed away😥 his funeral is on December 25th your all invited please bring beer 

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 It was the green bean casserole that did him in. I betcha 😳

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 probably 😂😂😂😂

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Knock knock 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul who is there????

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Norma Lee

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul norma lee who??

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Norma Lee we have ham 😁😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 knock knock!

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 who's there? 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul I eat map

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 I eat map who? 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul ewwww gross you eat ma'pwho😝😝😝😝

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mytwistedsoul December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 😳 oh yuck! 😝😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 

🎶 feliz navi, feliz navi,

Feliz navi 💃💃💃💃💃💃

*sorry I don't have a dad*

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 18th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11  🙁 do you know how many turkeys are eaten this time of year!?!?🙁 now I feel bad, so  I'm gonna release thousands of turkeys back into the wild😁 as soon as I defrosted them

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 18th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 I love the winter weather ❤ people don't notice my dandruff so much😁😁