Your New Apprentice??
If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
@jesusredeemedme2425 How to efficiently waste time 😀
Oh I’m skilled at that too lol
@mytwistedsoul I wanna learn😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 For 5 payments of 29.95 you too can become trained the art of efficiently wasting time. But wait! That's not all. If you sign up in the next 5 minutes we'll also send you 3 lessons on how to effectively macrame your butt to the couch 😂
@mytwistedsoul deal signs up.. Oh wait you sent this message 11 hours ago😟😦😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 I want my free lessons 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
@Tinywhisper11 Damn that snail mail! 😳 It's so slooowwww
@mytwistedsoul for £29.95 a lesson, I can teach you how to get rid of snail mail😎
@Tinywhisper11 😂 well played! 😂😂
@jesusredeemedme2425
I've trained many people how to play video games well. 😁. It's hard to train someone on that.
Ooh teach me hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425
For sure! ☺️ What would you want to learn to play first?
@Torean
Smash would be great lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
Heck yeah. Takes a lot of patience and practice, but it's definitely fun. We could play on a team too. 😁
I mostly wanna know how to NOT DIE WHEN THERE’S NO ONE AROUND ME lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
Lmao, that is definitely one of the core lessons. The advanced version is how not to blow yourself up for no reason. 😂
I haven’t mastered that yet. Lol
I'd tell him/her that (s)he better have enough cash to pay my fees. Thus the first thing I would teach this person is a basic rule of the world: "there is no free lunch." Whatever you want in this life, you have to pay for it. You don't necessarily have to pay with money but you will pay, whether it's in time & sweat, blood, barter, etc.
@jesusredeemedme2425
Watch and learn!
@David57 watches 👀👀👀👀👀
@Tinywhisper11 still watching 👀👀👀👀
@Tinywhisper11 yep! I haven't learnt anything, I'm not gonna pay you for this
😂😂😂😂😂
@jesusredeemedme2425 I would teach people how to save money😁
Lesson 1) cutting your bills in half... Just use a big scissors
Lesson 2) wake up at midday, then you would of saved money on not eating breakfast😁😁😁😁
Possibly teach people how to date too🤔🤔
lesson 1) don't be ugly
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That escalated quickly XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
The breakfast one totally works. 😝 I can attest to that.
@Torean ok well you took lesson 2 so you owe me £100 please😁
@Tinywhisper11
Nah, nah, I totally figured that one out in college. 😁. Besides that's like $127 American dollars. I already spent too much today
@Torean damn! Ok we'll compromise give me £75 and we'll call it even
@Tinywhisper11
Hmm, maybe as much as £2, but only because I want to invest in the spreading of your teachings
@Torean well £2 ain't going to get me very far is it!!! *pulls angry face* 🤓
@Tinywhisper11
Well, since you're teaching people to not be ugly, I think I could do maybe £30
@Torean yaaaay 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How not to be ugly: Be Kiara. XD
I was kidding btw… In case anyone thinks I’m being boastful XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂 dw we all you were just joining in ❤ but yes I do need you to come to my class when I'm teaching dating😁❤
@Tinywhisper11
Oh I'm very good at dating lol. Until my mental issues come out to play XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 for the low price of £69 per lesson I can sort that out for you 😎
*this is not a scam* 👀👀
@Tinywhisper11
*hands over Monopoly money*
@Torean yaaaay! I'm rich 😁
@Tinywhisper11 Where are you gonna spend £2, let alone £100?? You never go to department stores or anything, do ya?... 😃
@slowdecline48 well I can🤔🤔🤔 I could always..... Um.. Oh damn I didn't think of that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
You can give it to your carers and ask them to buy stuffs for you hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes😁😁😁😁
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. Lol
@Torean Ditto. For me, breakfast = lunch. Been that way for the last few years. I do not answer the phone before 11 or noon; I DGAD who's calling. It could be the president, the pope or the head of the UN...if he calls before I get up, well that's what voicemail is for.
@jesusredeemedme2425
How to create a universe, fictionally speaking of course. Like how to make different worlds, cultures, languages, and terrains. I find the nuance of creating not just one world but a whole universe very fascinating and would love to teach someone the complexities that go on in my mind when making one.
I NEED DEETS NOW lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
For the series I plan to write consists of 11 or 12 haven't decided whether or not to write the last one but around 11 books. I have two separate writing worlds. One is for my website, because I wanted to write a series or a web novel that will not be real books or published. And then there's the real book series that I plan to get published and have physical copies. It started off as a funny idea to have those two worlds merge together but the genre didn't really match up. However, if I expanded the idea I could create a web that could link every single book together in a beautiful seamless transition. And once that thought came there was no turning back. I had an entire universe set up with multiple different genres and ideologies, characters, powers, dimensions and a lot more. I'm hoping to finish my first book introducing this universe by the end of this year.
PUBLISH IT <3
@JollyRacher
So much fun when you actually get it going. I get overwhelmed by the possibilities a lot 😅
@Torean
The possibilities is what made creating the universe possible. What if this or what if that? And it keeps growing and evolving until you have a world. Now, some people stop there and are satisfied but my little mind wanted to go above and beyond. I had so many ideas marinating in my head that I couldn't just settle with one. The question became how can I nourish these ideas without plot holes because that is annoying or reverting to sloppy writing to make it happen. So, I opted to create another world with its own unique inhabitants, language, culture, environment, and so on.
@JollyRacher
Yeah, it's hard to do without holes happening. 😅 But I get what you mean, the ideas keep coming. I've spent way too much time with this in DM'ing games, and then they don't get to see most of it because I don't railroad my players. I miss gaming like that, no group for it nowadays.
This is your cue to go out and make new friends. <3
Railroad… Reminds me of that scene from Polar Express lol
@JollyRacher mine craft,
Becomes reality😎😎
@Tinywhisper11
@JollyRacher
@jesusredeemedme2425 monopoly money😮😮😮 at least pay in icecream or something😩😩😩😩
What’s your fave kind????
@jesusredeemedme2425 I like white flavour icecream😋
So vanilla???
@jesusredeemedme2425 yes 😋
The art of ✨ Doing Nothing ✨
