Zombies
@genericbeing well I have a very powerful pee-gun, and mayo, mayo can fly 😎 so yeah I'd beat the zombie apocolypse😁
@Tinywhisper11 If you got a monster truck like wheel chair you could run them over in style
@genericbeing monster truck wheelchair😎 that is the dream
@Tinywhisper11 A unicorn one of course
@genericbeing yes pink monster truck wheelchair in the shape of a unicorn😁😁😁😁 you know me so well😁😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 With a horn helmet to complete the look lol
@genericbeing How long would I last in a zombie apocalypse? Easy—I'd survive that. I'd be leading an army against those zombies, no problem. I thrive under pressure, love a good battle, and I’m all about scheming (I am a real fun at game nights). When I get bored, I get well creative, and if zombies *** me off—like dog-marking my book or ruining my meditation—nah, they’re done for. I’m not bloodthirsty, but I’d make them write a 500-word apology essay. It's gotta rhyme, the first word should be the last word, no E’s, no word repeats, and it better make sense.
@azurePond um...
@Tinywhisper11 I have been voted most likely to survive in The Hunger Games (proud and strangely concerned)
@azurePond ok well can I be on your side, I have a pee'gun!??!?? And mayo, he's good at fighting and flying😁
@Tinywhisper11 Yes ofc. Your skills are absolutely crucial to this operation. You’ll use the pee'gun to incapacitate—target their vision, slow them down just enough to keep them disoriented. Then, the mayo comes in as a deliberate trap. We lay it in key areas, forcing zombies to slip and struggle. While they're off balance, we move in swiftly. Your flying skills are critical—use them to scout the area, gather intel on zombie movements, and pinpoint escape routes. You’ll give us the tactical advantage from above, ensuring we’re always two steps ahead. Finally, when we have them cornered, we strike. We’ll force them into the ultimate mental battle: the apology essay.
@azurePond ok great plan ❤ except mayo is my unicorn. Mayo neighs😂😂 but he can pee and make slippery spots😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Perseus won the battle with a pegasus. Mayo will be crucial for our victory! So yes, Tiny whisper and Mayo are welcome here.
@azurePond yaaaaay😁😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 Sorry, I thought mayo was literal mayo. We could use Mayo's flying skills and lay trap with literal mayo. Maybe I wont survive a zombie apocalypse if I keep missing crucial details like this.🥲
@azurePond 😂😂😂 don't worry the 3 of us can win this battle
@azurePond Sounds like you'd stop them with the written exam alone lol
@genericbeing Yup. Defeat Zombies with the sheer force of writing and the pressure of exams.
@genericbeing I think I'll give up the very first day out of fear xD
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂 I'll protect you
@Tinywhisper11 xD
@BlueDarkAurora I'll defend you, despite a couple phobias I'm totally without fear when it comes to most everything else
@genericbeing wait really?! That's nice.. I've got a long list of fears +_+
@BlueDarkAurora Mines short but unusual lol
@genericbeing how unusual? If you don't mind me asking @_@
@BlueDarkAurora Separation anxiety, fear of snow, fear of traveling. What are yours?
@genericbeing what is fear of snow like?
Mine are kinda like loud noises, darkness, insects, frogs ~_~
@BlueDarkAurora And can I ask why you have no profile when I click on your name?
@genericbeing oh you didn't know, Aurora is a ghost 👻 a ghostly Angel 😇
@Tinywhisper11 boooo
@genericbeing I keep my account on self care break whenever I'm not around ^^
@genericbeing I have a lot of stores by me so I'll take over a food market and use it as my new house , I'll throw discount dog food out to keep the zombies busy, I mean discount dog food probably has brains in it right?
@genericbeing You have got the spirit ! Supplies are a must, so the food markets works (But you may have to fight against other the humans tho - make them your allies instead). Then all you need is to find a good spot for your base—somewhere high with good views to spot zombies coming. Reinforce doors and windows, and stock up on water, food, meds, and weapons. Quiet weapons like a bat or crowbar are a must. When you go out to scavenge, do it at dawn or dusk and always have an escape route ready. In a fight, aim for the head and use hit-and-run tactics. Also Keep someone on look out duty. If things go south, know when to bail and have a safe zone ready. Zombies don't have a brain, they don't know to strategize so we can beat them like that. They do not work together as a group so if we stand together, we can beat them for sure - just don't get bitten.
@azurePond Looks like I spent way too many hours playing Resident Evil during my teen year!
@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@azurePond I believe you have given this a lot of thought before now! (Me too) 😁
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Haha, it seems like we’re on the same wavelength! 😊 Honestly, every school should offer a zombie apocalypse preparedness course. You’d learn everything from first aid to how to outsmart the undead—practical knowledge for any scenario! 😂
@azurePond Yes! All the life skills. They could call it Home Defense Ec. 😁
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 🤣🤣
@azurePond I normally do all that on a daily basis, I live in a crimey area lol jk not really
@genericbeing That’s tough, but hey, look on the bright side—you’ll have all the skills to survive a zombie apocalypse! Honestly, zombies are probably easier to deal with than some of the humans out there.
@genericbeing I think you’re right about the dog food. I’ve made a note of your plan.
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Excellent
@genericbeing Fast zombies could be a problem, because I’m not the running type. 😅 I have quick reflexes though! I think my brain has its own natural defenses which will be the biggest help. It seems to put out a silent, invisible chemical that would make human or zombie say, “Nah, that one has bad taste.” 👍
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas I never thought of that a weird tasting brain, it would put the zombies off I'd imagine
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
