Zombies
@genericbeing well I have a very powerful pee-gun, and mayo, mayo can fly 😎 so yeah I'd beat the zombie apocolypse😁
@Tinywhisper11 If you got a monster truck like wheel chair you could run them over in style
@genericbeing monster truck wheelchair😎 that is the dream
@Tinywhisper11 A unicorn one of course
@genericbeing yes pink monster truck wheelchair in the shape of a unicorn😁😁😁😁 you know me so well😁😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 With a horn helmet to complete the look lol
@genericbeing How long would I last in a zombie apocalypse? Easy—I'd survive that. I'd be leading an army against those zombies, no problem. I thrive under pressure, love a good battle, and I’m all about scheming (I am a real fun at game nights). When I get bored, I get well creative, and if zombies *** me off—like dog-marking my book or ruining my meditation—nah, they’re done for. I’m not bloodthirsty, but I’d make them write a 500-word apology essay. It's gotta rhyme, the first word should be the last word, no E’s, no word repeats, and it better make sense.
@azurePond um...
@Tinywhisper11 I have been voted most likely to survive in The Hunger Games (proud and strangely concerned)
@azurePond Sounds like you'd stop them with the written exam alone lol
@genericbeing I think I'll give up the very first day out of fear xD
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂 I'll protect you
@Tinywhisper11 xD
@BlueDarkAurora I'll defend you, despite a couple phobias I'm totally without fear when it comes to most everything else
@genericbeing wait really?! That's nice.. I've got a long list of fears +_+
@BlueDarkAurora Mines short but unusual lol
@genericbeing how unusual? If you don't mind me asking @_@
@BlueDarkAurora Separation anxiety, fear of snow, fear of traveling. What are yours?
@genericbeing what is fear of snow like?
Mine are kinda like loud noises, darkness, insects, frogs ~_~
@BlueDarkAurora And can I ask why you have no profile when I click on your name?
@genericbeing oh you didn't know, Aurora is a ghost 👻 a ghostly Angel 😇
@Tinywhisper11 boooo
@genericbeing I keep my account on self care break whenever I'm not around ^^
@genericbeing I have a lot of stores by me so I'll take over a food market and use it as my new house , I'll throw discount dog food out to keep the zombies busy, I mean discount dog food probably has brains in it right?
@genericbeing You have got the spirit ! Supplies are a must, so the food markets works (But you may have to fight against other the humans tho - make them your allies instead). Then all you need is to find a good spot for your base—somewhere high with good views to spot zombies coming. Reinforce doors and windows, and stock up on water, food, meds, and weapons. Quiet weapons like a bat or crowbar are a must. When you go out to scavenge, do it at dawn or dusk and always have an escape route ready. In a fight, aim for the head and use hit-and-run tactics. Also Keep someone on look out duty. If things go south, know when to bail and have a safe zone ready. Zombies don't have a brain, they don't know to strategize so we can beat them like that. They do not work together as a group so if we stand together, we can beat them for sure - just don't get bitten.
@azurePond Looks like I spent way too many hours playing Resident Evil during my teen year!
@azurePond 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@azurePond I believe you have given this a lot of thought before now! (Me too) 😁
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Haha, it seems like we’re on the same wavelength! 😊 Honestly, every school should offer a zombie apocalypse preparedness course. You’d learn everything from first aid to how to outsmart the undead—practical knowledge for any scenario! 😂
@azurePond Yes! All the life skills. They could call it Home Defense Ec. 😁
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 🤣🤣
@azurePond I normally do all that on a daily basis, I live in a crimey area lol jk not really
@genericbeing That’s tough, but hey, look on the bright side—you’ll have all the skills to survive a zombie apocalypse! Honestly, zombies are probably easier to deal with than some of the humans out there.
@genericbeing I think you’re right about the dog food. I’ve made a note of your plan.
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Excellent
@genericbeing Fast zombies could be a problem, because I’m not the running type. 😅 I have quick reflexes though! I think my brain has its own natural defenses which will be the biggest help. It seems to put out a silent, invisible chemical that would make human or zombie say, “Nah, that one has bad taste.” 👍
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas I never thought of that a weird tasting brain, it would put the zombies off I'd imagine
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂