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User Profile: amethystfeather0207
amethystfeather0207 May 23rd, 2019

Hey Ive been thinking about posting some funny things I find .. feel free to post yours too.. I hope I can make someone else smile..

Ill tag @Dawn04 (hugs)

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Dawn04 October 30th, 2019

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

Happy Halloween Everyone!!!

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mytwistedsoul October 31st, 2019

@Dawn04 Happy Halloween!

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

@mytwistedsoul Same to you!

Less funny, but OMG that's a lot of pumpkins!

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mytwistedsoul October 31st, 2019

@Dawn04 Holy cow! What did they start carving after Labor day? So awesome though! But wow - "so how'd the house catch fire?" Well ya see - it was like this -

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

@mytwistedsoul My first thought too was "and kids, that's how we burned the house down....."

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

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mytwistedsoul October 31st, 2019

@Dawn04 Omg I just did this today - felt about the same way when it was done

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

@mytwistedsoul Last week I decided I was bada** enough to handle turning the mattress around and remake the entire bed, forgetting the mattress we bought is way too heavy for me. So took at least an hour of struggling to get it turned around while not accidentally pushing it out of the window (it kept trying to jump, I swear) and getting the bedskirt straight.....I basically fell on the floor panting and literally had to just lie there until I could manage to get up and put on the clean sheets, return the blanket, and pull out the extra blanket we use once cold weather hits......so essentially I ended up on the floor again.

So at least one of the days I disappeared it was due to pure exhaustion and being collapsed on my bedroom floor wondering just how fast a heart can beat before it decided to pop out and mock me as it dances on my chest.....along with the not being able to breath.

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mytwistedsoul October 31st, 2019

@Dawn04 Lol! I think I may have laughed alittle to hard at your expense. Especially picturing the bed hanging at the the window saying - I'll do it - I swear to god I will! Push me just once more crazy lady!

I know the feeling though - I was having trouble with anxiety before I started the sheets and then that stupid fitted thing drove me nuts. Thought I was going to have a freaking paic attack over sheets

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

@mytwistedsoul LOL I wrote it here figuring people would laugh....I make fun of myself probably too much, but oh well. But yeah, it was like the mattress was like "hey, let's go out the window" or "wonder how mad your husband will be with a broken window" while I struggled with the damn thing. Doesn't help I'm short (barely 5'4" with thick shoes on and I didn't have shoes on!) and the bedskirt also was being ornery. Was tempted to say to hell with in, push the mattress out the window, and be like "I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...what about you?" to my husband when he got home.

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

Personally I still wouldn't care - treaty was violated once I saw him.....

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

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mytwistedsoul October 31st, 2019

@Dawn04 Lmao!

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

@mytwistedsoul To be fair, at least I'd find it at least somewhat funny if someone got offended.....they should know by now we're all a bunch of goofs having fun!

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mytwistedsoul October 31st, 2019

@ThankYouForLettingMeTryingToHelp LOL!

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Dawn04 October 31st, 2019

@ThankYouForLettingMeTryingToHelp Funny enough, my husband has a shirt with a very similar photo on it!

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