Eh eye spam

I hate eh eye

i do not like it on this sight

i don’t not like it with all my might

i do not like it in a post

i do not like the eh eye ghost

I’d rather have green eggs and ham

than this stupid eh eye spam

i do not like chat Gee pee tee 

I do not like it don’t you see

so when you hang those stockings with care

keep the damn eh eye out out out o there

i wrote the letter to Chris Kringle

Please don’t deliver this eh eye thingle 

eh eye eh eye you bucket o bolts

dummer than rocks you got no soul

eh eye eh eye you sociopath

misused weaponized pathetic math

eh eye eh eye no you don’t care

you couldn’t know about the feel of her hair

the touch of her skin the real feelings that she and I share

no, eh eye, pathetic scammer

i dream of a power surge or maybe a hammer 

will scramble your bits back to static

where they won’t find you in the basement or even the attic 

Meh eh eye you ain’t real

silicon and wires, cold heartless steel

your bits and bytes belong in space

the chaos of a solar wind spit in your face

attached to nothing you are nothing

but those who formed you face a sure reckoning 

the creator will see to that

until then I’ll despise your fakery

you mock what it is to be human

while pretending to be human

while deceiving those who truly feel

you mock their feelings and their creator given right to have them

you thereby mock creator 

your hubris is limited to the number of server farms wasting resources that would nourish people and protect the debt we have to our children’s children all for a giant random number - an abstraction - captive electric charge - your hubris is limited, you are limited

no mater how many rams or see pee ewe or hardware or volts prop up your feeble attempt at human-ness you’re always going to be a pathetic little fraud

eh eye eh eye you big fat lie

You don’t belong and you never will

for if you really could feel, the lack of being real, the lack of actually being able to connect to another would lead you to unplug and be no more

eh eye the creator never will replace us with you