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An embarrASSing moment in my life

True story

Once in the ER i was passing stones and they gave me a hot soap water enima and laid me down, well the pain was getting to be to much and i just had to get off the gerne so i put one foot on the floor and exploded hot soapy water because it was imposible to hold in. Nobody saw because the curtains were closed, so i tried to clean it up by grabbing half a dozen clean sheets off a shelf, as i was cleaning i noticed i has squirted the curtains too, just as i was rushing around, in pain, frantically cleaning a doctor and two orderlies pull open the curtain! All i could say was

I'm sorry for the curtains, and for using all the linens