💣James Bond Day💣
🎥 Happy James Bond Day, Agents and Villains! 🕶️
It’s that time of year when we celebrate the world’s most famous spy 007 himself. But instead of asking who your favorite Bond is, let’s flip the script…
💣 If YOU were a Bond villain, who would you be?
Give us your:
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🧠 Villain Name
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🕹️ Evil Master Plan (bonus points for something deliciously over-the-top)
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🐈 Signature Look or Gadget
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🎵 (Optional) Theme Song title
And do you have a favorite Bond or favourite James Bond film Saying tooo . . . .
Would you be a suave tech genius with a secret island?
A charming eco-tyrant with laser sharks?
Or maybe just someone who really, really hates martinis? 🍸
Let’s hear your best Bond villain alter-egos!
The world is not enough… but this thread might be. 😎
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Someone who really hates Martini
@lightBirch2565 hahahaha, well his first drink wasn't martini, that came much later.
@CocoaCassie
I would be named Dr Focus
My evil scheme would be trying to construct a system in the world that makes being a billionaire impossible.....except for me. I would arrange a limit on how much someone could have, by putting a cap on money. the max anyone could have would be 999,999,999. Once you make money over that amount, half of all of your money would be automatically donated to charities around the world. But there are no charities. It all goes to me, Dr Focus!! mwahaha!!
My signature weapon is a sword in a cane. A classic, but good nonetheless.
My theme song would be Money Money Money, by ABBA
@secretBanana1120 or should I say Dr Focus! ka-ching!
@CocoaCassie never seen the movies, but hey, I still want to participate, so here we go 😁
🧠 Villain Name - Catherine de Clawpaws haha, can't miss out on having a sneaky Cat in my name.
🕹️ Evil Master Plan - redesign all the spaces I don't like haha, no sad beige living room or depressed mid life crisis McDonald's is safe 😂
🐈 Signature Look or Gadget - a super dramatic yellow cloak and a phone that constantly distracts me despite being on silent mode
🎵 (Optional) Theme Song title - it would be a custom sound track called why did I enter this room or one called Arbitrary tastes. The Smith's beige room got a pass, Mrs Fiona's didn't. Why? Noone knows. I may change my mind later 😂
@CocoaCassie
Good actor
Did you know there is a prequel book now in the James Bond stable! Yes! Writing all about his first days and how he became a 007, expanding on the beginning of his story 