Entry 16 -- How I'm feeling today
This is a quick one. I just want to get it out in hopes that will help release this nonsense.
I feel like an unidentified cryptid: something like if a nasty troll rolled down a hill covered in tar and acidic vomit and then tried to pass for a beauty queen. I feel like there's no chance I could be beautiful, that my ugliness is legendary among dirt golems and malformed carrot monsters.
Of course, I'm not any of these things. I'm a ducking hottie and I need to just get over that fact 💅😜 I might feel like slime, but I am not that - I am a punk rock goddess getting ready to do her laundry.
I hope that works 💖🎂🫂
I look like Milton Berle's hot granddaughter who gigged with L7 for a few years before settling down and owning a dive bar. Jill Scott comes in every few weeks cuz we're besties, and we sing karaoke.
@HappySpecter L7 was awesome. Thanks for reminding me, I forgot all about them
@Niceguyjack
I know right!? They reformed in 2014, so I'm told (by Wikipedia)! They have a new album but I have yet to listen to it.
@HappySpecter
I think it worked! YAYA!~
@HappySpecter.. yeah I think the last album I had were bricks are heavy? I haven't thought about them for a long time.
