So...I’m a Lesbian

I've finally come out as the flaming homosexual I truly am, much to the dismay of my family and relatives. After years of denial and shitty relationships with guys, I realized I didn't like dating them because I wasn't attracted to them. I wanted so desperately to be friends with the guys I was dating and at the same time wanting my girl friends to date me. I've done mental gymnastics for years to an olympic level, but now I'm retiring and accepting the gay disaster I truly am. I've never been this emotionally exhausted, but I've never been this excited. I'm finally ready to live my life in rainbow, thanks guys!