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Expert Advice, Unsolicited

User Profile: azurePond
azurePond November 7th, 2024

Too many ants are telling bees
How to make honey with more ease.
"Forget the dance, just line up straight,
The nectar’s there, don’t hesitate!"

Elephants, with trunks held high,
Tell clouds, “Retire from the sky!
We could make rain with just a spray—
Your puffy ways are so yesterday!"

And frogs, with notes of wisdom grand,
Lecture raindrops on how to land.
"Lifting your feet is far too loud—
Fall in patterns, smooth and proud."

The lions gather 'round the trees,
Explaining how to grow the leaves.
“The sun’s no match for a mind like mine—
We’ll force the branches to align.”

Too many ants, too many trunks,
Too many frogs in rain-soaked funks,
Too many lions with too much pride,
Each one certain the others must abide
By their wisdom, new and greater—
As if they know any better.




I wrote this for a friend to cheer her up, but thought I’d share it here too. It’s not about actual experts—just the self-proclaimed ones who give unsolicited advice in that oh-so-condescending tone, like they know better than everyone else. Just a little reminder that maybe the world doesn’t need another expert!


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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight November 7th, 2024

@azurePond

I loooooved it. Everything about it appeals to me; the rhymes, the imagery, the meter, it is perfect! It made me smile at its wry message, and it is a genuine delight to read. I hope your friend was consoled by it, for it has certainly brightened my day. Thank you for sharing it.

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond OP November 8th, 2024

@BastionKnight Thank You!😊

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora November 7th, 2024

@azurePond Enjoyed reading this<3 Some people do need to realise that just because it was easy for them doesn't mean it has to be the same for everyone, doesn't mean their way is the only one.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 November 8th, 2024

@BlueDarkAurora except my way cause I'm always right😁😁

😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora November 8th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 :D yes 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 November 8th, 2024

@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond OP November 8th, 2024

@BlueDarkAurora Exactly!..Also, thank you!

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 November 8th, 2024

@azurePond that made me smile ❤ I'm sure it will cheer your friend up ❤ great message too, I loved it🙂❤

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond OP November 8th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Thank you! I'm glad that it made you smile😊

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User Profile: 7Bear7
7Bear7 November 19th, 2025

@azurePond

A wonderful message given through beautiful imagery. I thoroughly enjoyed it Pond. Thank you, hope it comforted your friend. 🩵

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond OP December 16th, 2025

@7Bear7 Thank you Bear. Yes it did <3

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User Profile: happyDreamer8885
happyDreamer8885 November 26th, 2025

@azurePond This is so good.


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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond OP December 16th, 2025

Thank you so much @happyDreamer8885

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User Profile: RyanGH
RyanGH December 19th, 2025

@azurePond - I love the charm and wit you poured into this and hope it cheered up your friend!

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond OP December 22nd, 2025

@RyanGH Thank you RyanGH!!! .... and it did

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 December 25th, 2025

Verse with whimsy & a needed message. Perhaps the problem it describes is arrogance...specifically, the kind wherein an expert--who is, let's remember, a specialized creature--thinks that his competence in his domain gives him savvy & skill outside it. This notion, of course, is not true in most cases.