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Dad Jokes

User Profile: ThatOneGirl119
ThatOneGirl119 April 24th, 2023

Hello? Hi. IDK what to say but i have dad jokes.

why did the dad bring 2 pairs of socks to go golfing?

in case he got a hole-in-one!

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User Profile: dontbringmedown
dontbringmedown April 24th, 2023

@ThatOneGirl119 I have a horse named Mayo. Sometimes Mayo neighs.

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User Profile: ThatOneGirl119
ThatOneGirl119 OP April 24th, 2023

@dontbringmedown that's wonderful! What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs!

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User Profile: dontbringmedown
dontbringmedown April 24th, 2023

Nice. What’s blue and smells like red paint . . . Blue paint.

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