Welcome Wednesday with a smile...
SouthernCharm515
April 1st
Hump day means the week is half over ... or only halfway done depending on your viewpoint. Either way let's get it going with a smile!
- What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie! - Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one! - What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup! - Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle! - What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law! - What do you call a man that irons clothes?
Iron Man! - How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut! - RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist!
Add your own below!!!
Amanda84
April 1st
@SouthernCharm515
Thanks for the laugh 😂🩷
Mine is: why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field 😁💚