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Comedy thread! 🤣🤣🤣

User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 May 11th, 2019

@niceDaisy36 @scenicwindow

Okay, so the three of us think that we could use some lightening up and a whole lot of laughter here on 7 Cups because of how its been going here lately, and who hasnt had one of those days where you need a good laugh?

So, were gonna kick things off with some comedy here and you all can laugh with us and join in! 👍 (Please be advised that posting guidelines, code of conduct, and terms of service apply here, too 🙂).

Okay, Im gonna start something up ...

You ever wonder what it would be like if modern technology was applied to fairy tales? The wicked Queen would get jealous that Snow White had more FB likes, so instead of the magic mirror, shed consult FB or Alexa to tell her who had the most likes in the land! 🤣🤣🤣

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 12th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

Hahahhaa the wicked queen and her daughters will perhaps buy a new smartphone preparably Iphone. And download the latest top rated apps for filetered pic and upload them in fb for followers and likes and perhaps will make account in all the social medias availablecheeky.

And then hey will ask "Alexa" instead of a mirror coz, haha its the modern times of phone rather than a mirro. about "who is the prettiest person in the world"smiley.

And lool, the answer will be snowwhite only. There will be fb and insta war on this lovely planet earth among all the former insta so-called self made beauty queen and the wicked queen and her daughter hahahha.The followers will be biased whom to follow and unfollow surprise

I wonder who will win among those fb and insta war.While snowwhite will be resting and relaxing at her room and will laugh. Yet a spell with act on her perhaps becoz of a "genetically modified apple " that will make her think "Perhaps i should install the latest apps for filtering my pic, i will have more followers in all the social medias"devil laugh

While people like me, Abby and Blue with no social media will laugh thinking, its better not to have account and increase the phone storage becoz of the apps hahaha.

Tagging: Isentropic @SakoombaKero @BlueDusk99 @fancySummer52

Feel free to add topic and write forum. Sometimes some fun are necessaryangellaugh.

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User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 12th, 2019

@niceDaisy36

That GMO apple probably looks like this ...

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Also ... Cinderella won't need to worry about getting a ride to the Ball, she could get an Uber or Lyft. laugh On the other hand, I think she'd want to ride in style and splurge a little after what her stepsisters put her through. Here's her ride ...

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laughlaughlaugh

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 12th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

I was laughing at the apple pic Abby pasted. Hahha Abby correctly understood what the littlle wicked apple must be thinking that if the Wicked Queen, her daughter and Cindrella all creates the social media, they will gain loads of followers. And now if anything happens to Cindrella the whole social media will jump in to save Cindrella and will tweet so many time as " #arrest wicked magical appled " that it will be impossible for the apple to survive on this planet earth become of the tags and memes too.

Yet what to do, apple neither has limbs nor hair to give hair style or make tatoos in it's limbs haha. So it thought to make a "pout" face hahahha . Aint it looking like that ?winklaugh

By the grace of pout face, this apple will click photos and upload in its social media account and will compete with the beauties queen by its pout faces cheeky

Tagging : @lovelyWhisper66

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 12th, 2019

@niceDaisy36

*because of the tags and memes smiley

User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 12th, 2019

@niceDaisy36

*because of the tags and memes smiley

May 12th, 2019

@niceDaisy36

And may be it's pout face will actually get more likes than the beauties 😝

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User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 12th, 2019

@niceDaisy36 @fancySummer52

laughlaughlaugh

The Evil Queen's Tw!tter hashtag can be #sourapple surpriselaugh I don't think I've ever seen a sour apple face like that before! laugh

User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 15th, 2019

Here's what REALLY put Sleeping Beauty to sleep ... waiting for her computer to load up. laugh The Evil Queen cursed her computer so it would take too long to load. laugh

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User Profile: Kenzieishere
Kenzieishere May 14th, 2019

That

User Profile: scenicwindow
scenicwindow May 16th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

That apple could do with some moisturization, rehydration and a bit of botox 😂

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 12th, 2019

tagging: @Isentropic

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May 12th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

Lol that's a good one

User Profile: SakoombaKero
SakoombaKero May 12th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976 Eccellent initiative!🤗🤗🤗 we people who suffer and hurt forgot about loughing and smiling...thank you for this🤗

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User Profile: Kenzieishere
Kenzieishere May 14th, 2019

Smiling and laughter is so important I love it. Its an emotion you cant hold back. If you ever feel numb and forget who you are you can rely on your sense of humor to at least make you feel something. @SakoombaKero

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SakoombaKero May 13th, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? "Towed" (toad)😉😁

User Profile: Ottie
Ottie May 13th, 2019

I love these thread already :'))) @AbbyHarris1976

User Profile: Hyde1376
Hyde1376 May 13th, 2019

Not 'jokes' but I can share some funny stories about the antics of an extremly intelligent and very hyperactive kid when they were little (4-5yrs). He once fell out with his older sister and as his 'revenge' took all his sisters bras and undies, threw them out of the front bedroom window , then stuck all her sanitary towels around her bedroom walls and stuck extra ones on the faces of people on her posters. He then pooped in a crisp packet and blu-takked it to her wall! On another occassion he completely dismantled his high sleeper bed and all of my upstairs doorhandles and lined all the parts along the landing. Also there was another time him and his sister flooded the house in the process of filling space hoppers with water and the time I came down to find the lad sat in the middle of an exploded bean-bag with polystyrene beads everywhere - He said "Robbers came!"

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User Profile: Kenzieishere
Kenzieishere May 14th, 2019

Hahahahaha @Hyde1376

User Profile: SakoombaKero
SakoombaKero May 14th, 2019

@Hyde1376 tgat really made me lough, nothing like kids and childhood😁😂😀😊🤗

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User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 13th, 2019

@storieslover18 —> I think you

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storieslover18 May 14th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

Yeah😊🤗😂thank you for tagging me.

I love it 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

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User Profile: Antimony
Antimony May 17th, 2019

there's one thing i don't get

undisputed world champion

if it's undisputed, whats all the fighting about?

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User Profile: SakoombaKero
SakoombaKero May 17th, 2019

@Antimony good one😂😂😂

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User Profile: Antimony
Antimony May 19th, 2019

@SakoombaKero hehe, thanks

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User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 25th, 2019

@Antimony

Very good question! laugh

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AbbyHarris1976 OP May 22nd, 2019

Okay, who would win this match and become the undisputed champion? wink

SMELLY BUTTER

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versus

SOUR APPLE

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 23rd, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

Lol hahaha, i am swiping both of them out of the competition hahaha cheekydevil

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User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 25th, 2019

@niceDaisy36

And the winner is ... niceDaisy36! smiley

Personally, I'll take the apple, with caramel dip. cheekyblush

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 25th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

Lol Abby, was i also a participant in that competition hhahaha? I gues i am anchor hahahha cheeky

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User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 25th, 2019

This is MY winner ...

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There are a couple of resident doctors at my workplace who have started teasing me (in good fun) about my liking for spicy food. laugh

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 25th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

Lol hahha, when you take spicy food specially chilli you are like this -

Thats why i wonder how the doctors and your friends came to know about you loving chilli, as there was fi-re everywhere hahaha

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User Profile: AbbyHarris1976
AbbyHarris1976 OP May 25th, 2019

@niceDaisy36

Ooh ... I wanna try just a tiny bit of that pepper! 🤣

I think if Sour Apple keeps dancing, hell get lots of exercise and look like Muscle Pepper. 🤣

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User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 26th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

User Profile: Daisy7cups
Daisy7cups May 26th, 2019

@AbbyHarris1976

Oh sorry by mistake i tagged that forum.

Hahaha, i found your gif on eating chili lol cheekylaugh

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