Friends
HI, im curt and I will be your friend! because friendship is able to solve any kind of problem no matter what. From curing personality disorders to imprisoning omnipotent gods, friendships have always presented illogical, variable, unpredictable, but still, constantly satisfactory results!
I didn't always believe in the power of friendship, in fact, I used to have disdain for all forms of social interaction AND an irrational aversion in being called a friend like I was some kind of "friendophobic." Because of that, my parents sent me to school against my will, so I WOULD make friends and... save the world? Also, becoming a happier person, but that was secondary.
I write weekly reports to myself, telling me of all the valuable lessons that I have learned. Stuff like: "Never judge a book by its cover", "Listen to your friends", "Chew with your mouth shut", and other things that everyone else already learned in kindergarten, but not me, thanks to my socially reclusive and emotionally unhealthy upbringing. But I would like to think that I handle it pretty well though.